Jason Huneke

Jason Huneke

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CLEAN. SMART. EDGY. Perfect for the College Market.

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Biography

From Las Vegas to New York, Miami to Minneapolis, Jason has performed his “G” rated comedy show for Large and Small Venues in Every Major US City. He has shared stages with Jars of Clay, Caedmon’s Call, The Robbie Seay Band, and many other Musicians, Comedians and Entertainers. Jason is a Headliner on Carnival Cruise Lines, and Companies such as Harley Davidson, Bayer, Pfizer, Hormel and Disney all agree, Jason’s Live Show Rocks!

You might have caught his Michael Jackson Dance Routine on Americas Got Talent, but Jason’s Original Comedy and Juggling Routines are what set his act apart from the rest. Clean enough for the Family, but Smart and Edgy for the College Market.

Lyrics

Children

Written By: Jason Huneke

I know "child abuse" is wrong... but sometimes... it's the right thing to do... yeah... you don't know the kids at my daycare...

I perform at middle schools... don't have to worry about the kids getting hyper... because I always bring a bag of riddalin... and a tazer if that doesn't work...

Alot of teachers yell at the kids... but everyone knows yelling is not the answer... you have to use violence...

Girlfriend

Written By: Jason Huneke

My girlfriend said, "do I look ugly?" I'm like...yyeahh... I'm so glad you brought it up... I wasn't going to say anything... but...

and I'm not superficial... I just judge people on their appearance...

Catholic

Written By: Jason Huneke

I'm Catholic... the right religion... cause we do these moves... sorry... forgive me... and if you're Catholic... I'm pretty sure you have to...

I feel bad about downloading christian music... but I feel even worse when I burn it onto a CD and sell it on the streets...

My church use to have these bible verse contests... I use to be the judge... until they found out I was taking bribes...

Set List

Standard Comedy Show is 45 Minutes. Can be adjusted to any length under 60 Minutes.