The Lazy Stalkers

The Lazy Stalkers

BandAlternativePunk

The Lazy Stalkers are a fun blend of Alt-pop-punk, featuring charismatic vocalists with catchy songs, danceable rhythms that stay in your head for days.

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Biography

The Lazy Stalkers were founded by Bass Player/Songwriter Leah G., who's influences range from "X", Soundgarden, The Clash, Chris Whitley and Blondie. Fronted by Carrie Muniak, a comic from Virginia. Also featuring L.A. natives, Kevin Bonani on Guitar, and Adam Rant on Drums who's backgrounds were also in punk, rock and alternative.

Lyrics

Do You Want Me?

Written By: Leah G.

Do you want me Like I want you Do you see me The way I see you Do you stalk me Cause I stalk you Do you want me Like I want you

I sleep with a life size replica of you in my bed I make breakfast for you even when you're not there
But I know someday You will be with me If there's some way I can make you see
That I'm not crazy My love is real And I will find you Your heart I will steal

Do you want me Like I want you Do you see me The way I see you Do you stalk me Cause I stalk you Do you want me Like I want you

Roofie

Written By: Leah G.


I gave you a roofie

To prove my love to you

I put it in your smoothie

And made sweet love to you

And made sweet love to you

(vs. 1)

I had my fun
and when I was done
you asked “what happened”
I said “that doesn't matter”
It's time for you to go home
Because..

I gave you a roofie

To prove my love to you

I put it in your smoothie

And made sweet love to you

And made sweet love to you

(vs. 2)
I gave you a smack
and gave your clothes back
and sent you to the moon
I kicked you out of my room
It's time for you to go home
Because...

I gave you a roofie

To prove my love to you

I put it in your smoothie

And made sweet love to you

And made sweet love to you

Stay Away

Written By: Leah G.

Stay away from my heart I never know who you are You sneak around in the dark just stay away from my heart.
You burn me like I'm touching a glass pipe You get me high then I'm hooked like a hype
With your sad, sad eyes And your mad, mad lies You don't even know who you are While you try and try And you crying inside I will never know who you are
I say 'disengage' I listen to rage I say 'disengage' and I listen to Rage
(Chorus) Stay away from my heart
You treat me like a broomstick in a fight You get me high I'm addicted to your lies
With your sad, sad eyes And your mad, mad lies You don't even know who you are While you try and try And you cry inside I will never know who you are
I say 'disengage' I listen to rage I say 'disengage' and I listen to Rage
Stay away from my heart I never know who you are You sneak around in the dark just stay away from my heart.

Drop That Hooker

Written By: Leah G., Ceci Galban, Erin Ward

Drop that hooker at the bus stop
Drop that hooker at the bus stop
Drop that hooker at the bus stop
she's no good for you
she's no good for you

Take that dog to the pound
Take that dog to the pound
Take that dog to the pound
She needs a new home
She needs a new home

Kick that hoochie to the curb
Kick that hoochie to the curb
Kick that hoochie to the curb
The trunks got no room
The trunks got no room

Discography

"Do You Think I'm Pretty" Shitty Ipod Demo released January 2011

"Kill Me Please" 5 song EP May 2011
"Roofie" featured on RuKus Radio and Jango.com
"You're Mine" featured on Jango.com
"Roofie" featured on Vents Magazine Infest Compilation
December 2011

Set List

Roofie
Don't Wanna Think
I Stole Your Trash
Ring of Fire
You're Mine
Please Just Go
Drop That Hooker
Treat Me Like Shit
Anything Anything