12 Stone Toddler

"Having bagged themselves what may prove to be the last great name for a band, 12 Stone Toddler can get on with their one-band assault on that most neglected of genres, that of lounge metal. Simultaneously magnificently louche and uncomplicatedly ROCK, Candles On The Cake takes a wry song about our culture's obsession with age or the lack thereof, and makes it sound so sleazy that it would be right at home underpinning the latest carnal exertions of Jenna Jameson. She's a porn star, as if you didn't know, and 12 Stone Toddler may end up dating her if they continue on their fine trajectory."
PETE CASHMORE - THE GUARDIAN - The Guardian

Combining swaggering rock, swing, vaudeville, Ukranian folk, fairground and electro-groove, Brighton's Toddler have hit on something bordering on genius. - Rock Sound

Brighton's brilliantly named, keyboard-fuelled quartet play sleazy stomping grooves and fairground theme tunage. - Time Out

Sharp suited, slinky, fat-ass riffed and cute as a kitten with a two gram line 'Single of the Year for 'Twang' - Unpeeled

Put simply, this is one of the most brilliant, original singles you are likely to hear this year. With a single this mightly, 12 Stone Toddler deserve to be just as huge as their name implies "Single of the Week" for Twang - Artrocker