Alabama Blacksnake

The world of rock and roll has been in peril since the turn of the century. Under constant attack by nu metal nerds, emo crybabies, and hipster queers for the past ten years, the rock world is crumbling under the weight of thousands and thousands of shitty bands. All of these bands have been nothing more than false prophets, claiming to be the "Saviors Of Rock", and delivering nothing more than a sad magic show. Smoke and mirrors to appease the masses while they wait in vain for their true salvation.
Born in the late summer of 2002, Alabama Blacksnake is a six-piece rock and roll band hailing from the mighty city of New York. The Blacksnakes have been carving a path of destruction through the East Village and Lower East Side of Manhattan - nearly unchallenged by the weak bands that currently claim the territory. Following in the footsteps of their forefathers, Alabama Blacksnake melds the sounds of Guns and Roses, Iggy and the Stooges, Murder City Devils, and a little James Brown to bring a sound to the eardrums of the masses that they have never quite heard before. Coupled with the whiskey fueled energy of a Brahma bull and enough libido to fulfill a limo full of coked up hookers the Alabama Blacksnake put on a live show like nobody else. "We are not out to save the rock world.", guitarist MickMan, "We are here to destroy it."
Their debut EP, "Weapons Of Ass Destruction", is a small taste of the danger these boys are able to unleash at a moments notice. The album has been outlawed in many small countries out of fear of uprising in the streets. There have been stories out of South America of teens becoming pregnant after simply listening to the CD. What fiendish terror have these six young men unleashed onto our civilization? The world is about to find out...