Alien Surfer Babes

Alien Surfer Babes

 New York City, New York, USA
BandPopRock

"They came to Earth to ride the big waves..."

Sci-fi * Surf * Pop * Rock

Alien Surfer Babes combine powerful lead vocals with soaring harmonies, backed by the twang of reverb guitars with space age synthesized sounds; female version of Beach Boys with the B-52s as the back-up band.

Biography

The creators of the glam pop/rock group "Witches In Bikinis" bring you their latest production - "Alien Surfer Babes"

Landing in Coney Island July of 2010, three beautiful aqua-complexioned girls from out-of-this-world burst upon the Brooklyn music scene mixing earthly rock ‘n’ roll with their own unique extra-terrestrial music.

Their live show is a high-energy visual spectacle of original songs and re-invented surf classics.

Lyrics

Alien Surfer Babes

Written By: Bill Rozar

Winter 2005

The strangest thing that Colonel Bob had ever seen
Was a fast-moving blip on his radar screen
Moving like a dragonfly at mach twenty-six
He thought for sure his tired eyes were playing tricks

It landed in Oahu off the northern shore
Some blue-haired girls came out a shimmering door
On their silver boards they caught a giant wave
That would send most any Earthling to an early grave.

Now up and down the beaches
Everybody raves
About the alien surfer babes
They came to Earth
To ride the big waves
Pretty alien surfer babes.

Alien surfer babes
Alien surfer babes.
Alien surfer babes
Alien surfer babes.

They had a big wave augmentation ray
That could raise a 90-footer on a calm spring day
Some local hot dogs tried a huge pipeline
But they took a lot of water where the sun don't shine.

Now up and down the beaches...

When the blue-haired girls finally came up on the beach
Colonel Bob was there to keep the crowd out of reach
With soldiers and a tank standing at his side
He greeted them and asked them all to come for a ride.
The alien girls didn't know what to say
All they wanted was a hot dog and to be on their way
Then some politician started making a speech
So the mother ship came and took the girls off the beach.

Now up and down the beaches...

Earth Girls

Written By: Bill Rozar

Summer 2010

Earth girls (4x)

They know how to love
And make you feel good
Your deepest desires
Are understood

Earth girls, wish that I could be one
Earth girls, nothing could be more fun
Earth girls, goddess mother child
Earth girls, sexy, fun, and wild

She never tries to win her way
By force of arms
Brains and beauty is all she needs
To win you with her charms

Earth girls, wish that I could be one
Earth girls, nothing could be more fun
Earth girls, goddess mother child
Earth girls, sexy, fun, and wild

break

Healer of the ages
And bringer of life
Suffering the wages
Of mother and wife

Earth girls, chain of procreation
Earth girls, spirit way station
Earth girls, goddess incarnation
Earth girls, heart of every nation

Earth girls, wish that I could be one
Earth girls, nothing could be more fun
Earth girls, goddess mother child
Earth girls, sexy, fun, and wild

Starship Cruiser

Written By: Bill Rozar

Summer 2010

Intro: Starship Cruiser (4x)

Verse1: I don’t want to brag about the ship I fly
But nothin’ moves faster in the whole damned sky
Everybody wants to challenge me to a race
But no one ever beats me in outer space

Chorus: My little Starship Cruiser, my little Starship Cruiser
My little Starship Cruiser, my little Starship Cruiser
Come and take a ride with me
All around the galaxy
Starship Cruiser, my little Starship Cruiser

Verse2: It’s got a cavorite-coated adamantium hull
It does a light-speed jump that’ll flatten your skull
I like to cross the galaxy at warp ten speed
My starship cruiser is all I need

Chorus: My little Starship Cruiser, my little Starship Cruiser
My little Starship Cruiser, my little Starship Cruiser
Come and take a ride with me
All around the galaxy
Starship Cruiser, my little Starship Cruiser

INSTRUMENTAL BREAK

Bridge: And did I mention…
The parallel quad anti-gravitron
That makes it move faster than a tachyon
And the five-core Froonium fusion rig
With a G-force damper that’ll flip your wig

Chorus: My little Starship Cruiser, my little Starship Cruiser
My little Starship Cruiser, my little Starship Cruiser
Come and take a ride with me
All around the galaxy
Anywhere you want to go
Call me up and let me know
Starship Cruiser, my little Starship Cruiser

Freakshow Safari

Written By: Bill Rozar

I spy a girl of indeterminate race
She’s got a tattoo of a frog on her face.
Her eyes are hidden by electrified shades
She’s wearing earrings made of old razor blades.

We’re in pursuit of a strange kind of quarry
As we cruise in my lavender ferrari.
We play the part of a party Mata Hari
We’re on a
Freakshow safari, freakshow safari
Freakshow safari, freakshow safari.

I spy a slimy guy with blue furry thighs
He looks like he could be a fish in disguise.
We watch a woman wearing white wiggle worms
She starts to move and everybody squirms.

We’re in pursuit of a strange kind of quarry
As we cruise in my lavender ferrari.
We play the part of a party Mata Hari
We’re on a
Freakshow safari, freakshow safari
Freakshow safari, freakshow safari.

Come with me on a freakshow safari
Come along with me.
Take a ride in my freakshow Ferrari
Take a ride with me.

The band is jammin’ on some rhythm and blues
Women on tables are removing their shoes.
I spy a group of guys dressed up like Al Gore
They’re on their backs dancing flat on the floor.

We’re in pursuit of a strange kind of quarry
As we cruise in my lavender ferrari.
We play the part of a party Mata Hari
We’re on a
Freakshow safari, freakshow safari
Freakshow safari, freakshow safari.

Come with me on a freakshow safari
Come along with me.
Take a ride in my freakshow Ferrari
Take a ride with me.

Zero Gravity Girl

Written By: Bill Rozar

Don’t hold me down
When I want to fly
Don’t drag the tears
From my eyes when I cry
I don’t want anything
Pulling on me
Outer Space is where
I like to be

I’m a zero gravity girl
A zero gravity girl
I’m a zero gravity girl
Zero gravity girl

I want to build my house
A thousand feet tall
I don’t want to hurt
Every time I fall
Don’t want anything
Weighing me down
Don’t want to be tied
To the ground

I’m a zero gravity girl
A zero gravity girl
I’m a zero gravity girl
Zero gravity girl

I bounce off my emotions
Like a party balloon
But when I fall back down to Earth
It’s always much too soon

I’m a zero gravity girl
A zero gravity girl
I’m a zero gravity girl
Zero gravity girl

Jesus vs. Godzilla

Written By: Bill Rozar

Godzilla came out of the sea
Ready for a smash and burn killing spree
With all the fish fished he couldn’t find food
The smell of human flesh really put him in the mood.

Godzilla knocked down every building in sight
The military couldn’t even put up a fight
The whole city prayed as it took its last breath
For the Son of Man to come and fight the creature to the death

Jesus versus Godzilla
Jesus versus Godzilla

The sky opened up and a bright light shone
Godzilla looked up and felt a shiver in his bone
Jesus flew down on a beam of white light
Staring down Godzilla he was itching to fight.

Jesus versus Godzilla
Jesus versus Godzilla

Godzilla struck first with a swipe of his tail
Jesus jumped away and made a fifty-foot nail
Godzilla breathed a flame that could make a whale fry
But Jesus flew up and stuck the nail in his eye.

Jesus versus Godzilla
Jesus versus Godzilla

Godzilla, half-blind, was really, really mad
He was gonna show Jesus who was whose dad
But Jesus shot a plasma ray from his big toe
Godzilla fell dead, it was the end of the show

Jesus versus Godzilla
Jesus versus Godzilla

Discography

"Alien Surfer Babes"
"Earth Girls"
"Starship Cruiser"
"Surf City"
"Freakshow Safari"
"Ride the Wild Surf"
"Jesus vs. Godzilla"

First music video coming Dec. 2010 - "Starship Cruiser"
Currently recording their 1st CD.

Set List

Alien Surfer Babes
Ride The Wild Surf
Earth Girls
Surf City
Freakshow Safari
Jesus vs. Godzilla
Mermaids In Outer Space