All-American Playboys

All-American Playboys

BandRockPunk

Well-dressed, high-energy rock'n'roll. A blend of old school garage, Sun rockabilly, ska, and a touch of 70's punk. A style all its own. A delight for the eyes and a pleasure on the ears..

Other Info

Cover band: 
No
Record Label: 
The Attitude! Label
Band Website

Lyrics

Trade Up

Written By: All-American Playboys

My girl's an attention whore
I give her comments and she's wantin' some more
It goes on and on and on

What do you do with a girl like that?
You trade up
Do you hear me everybody?
Trade up
Goodbye girl so long sayonora yeah

My girl's a neurotic bitch
She gave me head and now I got the itch
It goes on and on and on

(chorus)

My girl's a busybody cause she's gettin busy with everybody in town
My girl's a busybody cause she's gettin busy with everybody

My girl's the lying type
She'll go out shopping and she's out all night
It goes on and on and on

(chorus)
(refrain)
(chorus)

Welcome to Dumpsville baby, population:you

Got a Hold of It

Written By: All-American Playboys

My car used to run so good
Motor hummin' like it should
Prettiest car in town
Until you got ahold of it
My T.V had the biggest screen
Not too yellow and not too green
Football every Sunday
Until you got ahold of it

My dog never ran away
And my recordplayer used to play
Until you got ahold of it
My thoughts were always clear
And my fridge was full of beer
Until you got ahold of it

I used to have the coolest hair
Went from here and a down to there
Ladies would stop and stare
Until you got ahold of it
I used to have a lot of dough
Kept my receipts from like a month ago
Piggybank would overflow
Until you got ahold of it

(chorus)

I was a hunka hunka burnin' love
Compared to other fellas I'd just rise above
Used to always get it up
Until you got ahold of it
I used to have a caring heart
Help out old ladies at the Unimart
Putting groceries in their cart
Until you got ahold of it

(chorus)

Homicide in a doublewide

Written By: All-American Playboys

There's been a whole lotta trouble with a divorcee
Somewhere south of Chattanooga, Tennessee
She's been a mighty mighty bitter since she got dumped
And she caught him with a blonde in a pickup truck

Homicide in a doublewide
Who would've thunk?
She's driving drunk, with a body in the trunk
She's drinking, black stout, black stout
Let the judge and jury please have mercy on her

Sitting in a trailor with the white trash blues
She got an evil idea from her local news
Drank a gallon of stout and put her hair in a bun
Went to Walmart and bought herself a gun

(chorus)
B-L-A-C-K-S-T-O-U-T

She met him outside of the bar in the parking lot
He told her to go to hell, and she got hot
No one really knows what happened then
No one ever saw that wife-beating mullet-wearing bastard again

(chorus)

She got home in time to watch Jerry Springer on T.V

Discography

"The College Years"- full length cd
"Hot Rod Girls Save The World"- Comp. cd

Set List

Playboys sets are usually 12-15 songs, 35-45 minutes long featuring:
Trade up
Got ahold of it
Homicide in a doublewide
What in the hell...
On the way to fights
Comeback punany
Love potion #2
Liar liar
If she wants it
10 minutes to drink it up
Where in the hell
Cover songs range from Earache my eye (Alice Bowie), Is it my body (Alice Cooper), Teenage depression (Eddie and the hot rods), Shakin' (Blasters version), to a rocked up Sukiyaki ("Japanese traditional")