Almost Illustrated

We are all music majors at Northern State University. We have all magically come together to make music for people to become happy when they are sad. There are five of us and each bring their own treat to the table and make our group as unique as we can be. Jimmy Reed is one of the most gentle people that you will ever know but when you put the bass on him he will break your heart with his beautiful melody lines and ridiculous grooves he lays down. Its like he has his own song going on inside our songs. Then you have Joel on the drums and he never stops playing them. ever. he loves them more than he loves anything else in the world. except our band. and Metallica but no judging. He has the longest hair and straightens it every morning and cant get a tan. Next you have Justin who plays the guitar and has too many guitars to count but he grows his beard to the fullest and never takes anything very seriously except for when he is melting faces. Jordan the synth player has dance moves that hasn't been invented yet and is the screamer of the band. He used to have long hair and a mustache but had to give it up for no good reason. Everyone in the band is still upset about it. He makes the weird sounds that you hear and has background vocals of an eagle soaring through the mountains at noon. He also uses a old 50's microphone. Russell Hadden is the sexiest of them all and may be writing this biography. He loves old school suits and performing in random costumes. He plays guitar and sings vocals on most of the songs and spends all his money on the band and everything else on stuff he doesn't need like a polaroid camera.He wants the band to succeed because if they don't he will die. Almost Illustrated has great energy on stage and probably has too much fun at what they do. But thats why they do it.