Amanda G. Beals

Amanda G. Beals

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Biography

Bob and Carol Beals always told their daughter, Amanda, "Speak only when it improves the silence." Amanda attended some fancy Ivy League schools, counseled at psychiatric hospitals and conducted research on anxiety disorders. Amanda emerged onto the comedy scene several weeks ago after being fired from an organ bank for not getting enough people to donate their corneas. Amanda's comedy reflects her intense passion for crop circles, lifting weights and reading the dictionary. Amanda currently resides in New Yawk City where she peddles the Gutenburg Bible and decodes navigational charts.