Amy and the Thieves
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Amy and the Thieves

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Amy is the girl in pink tights and misapplied make-up who tried to kiss you in the third grade. She is also the girl who unceremoniously picked her nose while secretly following you home on her bicycle. While you may not have noticed her then, her fast hands and sharp tongue will ensure that you notice her now.

Classically trained since the day her arms achieved an acceptable length, schooled in jazz at Concordia University, this 23-year-old songstress, a humble piano teacher by day, is out bible-thumping saloon-style in effort to save your proverbial soul by night. But don’t let her honors degree fool you; this Niagara-born young lady is a pop music devotee, intent on restoring integrity and respectability to the genre through simple melodies and thoughtful chord progressions.

Possessing neither cleverness nor irony, Amy’s lyrics suggest she is the owner of a keen intellect and an open heart. While you may enjoy her delicate, Satie-esque melodies, be assured she is only methodically softening up your heart before pounding out dark, dissonant chords and assaulting your ears with tales of woe. Rest assured she will leave you wondering whether to run off to your raven-haired Italian mistress or make haste the nearest house of worship.