a new dead end

on planet zion during the battle for the red galaxy Damian Strange was the last surviving jedi in the great war.almost near death he travelled in a space cruiser millions of lightyears into deep space in hopes of finding other jedis. Successfully he found alex(a shaolin monk who was giving a monkey a sponge bath on mars),david(a random smelly drunk dude dropping a turd on pluto,not really a jedi but shhhhhhh),then dj jemz and Scotty Neo( the martial arts trained she-males).will our heroic band of warriors be able to return n save the red galaxy from the evil purple aliens.. no one knows...well cept obi-won kenobi but he's really busy with his adult film career on earth now.find out next week,same dead end time,same dead end channel.hahahahaha nah we're just playing with yah! a new dead end is a rock band mixed with metal,punk, rock n roll.the band tears up stages with an intense,theatric,high enerygy rock show that north america hasn't seen since nirvana and the crowds are always left in awe and wanting more.with loud n heavy guitars,catchy lyrics,crowd participation during the show and a band that isn't done a set without bloodshed a new dead end is the next big thing and future rock icons.with that said the band always puts their money where their mouth is so come out and always rock out with your cock out!!feel free to jump on stage any time with us but please watch your head cause shit flies every other minute or so!! enjoy the show : )