Asia Whiteacre

Asia Whiteacre

BandPopSinger/Songwriter

"Piano based, Quirky Pop" Would be the best way to describe this Female Singer/Songwriter. With fun lyrics and hard to resist charm, Asia Whiteacre is sure to make you smile :)

Biography

ONCE UPON A TIME....
The love child of Princess Buttercup and The Dread Pirate Roberts, Princess Asia Whiteacre was born in the mythical land of Torontoshire, Canada, where her first six weeks were full of peril and adventure: fire breathing lizards, rodents of unusual size, tap dancing Christmas trees, and a herd of yapping poodles. The Princess prevailed and journeyed in a flying ship to the lower land of California, where she was cherished and nurtured by the great old wizard, Billy Whiteacre, and the beautiful queen of the mermaids, who was unfortunately, born without a name. Billy was a magical musician who created a tantalizing musical environment for Princess Asia. One full of rock n' roll barbecues. "Oops, excuse my language!" And "your boyfriend's hot." "who are you talking about?" "The dude in the green shirt" "...thats my dad." And last but not least, ridiculous hairstyles.

At some point in Asia's youth (historians have long since forgotten the actual dates), the Princess attended the academe known as the World Famous Hollywood High School, where she practiced performance and found inside herself an ability to make up musical things involving words and piano tinkles. Soon thereafter, Princess Asia, now known as Persuasia, met the six-fingered man, Sir Maxwell, who had cruelly killed the father of her best friend, Bucket. Later Maxwell and Bucket would battle violently, and for at least like 20 minutes, ending in a handshake and friendship, since, after all, Bucket is a cat, and never actually knew her father. And Mark Maxwell, who did not actually kill anybody, with one sneakered foot in fiction and one in techno pop wonderland, is a wickedly wise producer and songwriter. And Asia was all, "Hey Man, what’s up?" and Mark was all "Not much dude. Just chillin'." And Asia was all, "That’s cool." The rest, my friends, is history. (LITERALLY though, look it up in your history books. It's there.)

Lyrics

Bad For You

Written By: Asia WHiteacre

I've got a notion,
Just as peculiar as me.
And it's as strong as a bear but growing more everyday.
And I've got an inkling,
That this is more than a feeling.
It's beating up all the other ideas in my brain.

I'm talking way-to-fast-for-you-to-keep-up-but-maybe-thats-best-'cuz-I'm-sounding-absurd.
But every time that-I-try-just-to-say-how-I-feel-I-can;t-seem-to-remember-the-words.

But Darlin'
I've got it bad for you,
And all the crazy Shit that you do.
Yeah I've got it bad for you.
I'm hoping maybe one day that,
You'll get it bad for me.
Yeah I know one day you'll see...
That baby you got it too.

You've got a freckle,
Just sitting right above your left eyebrow.
Don't worry it's cute, baby you look just fine.
But see I've got this weird spot,
Just sitting right above my right eyebrow.
Go ahead call me crazy,
But I bet it's a sign.

I'm talking way-to-fast-for-you-to-keep-up-but-maybe-thats-best-'cuz-I'm-sounding-absurd.
But every time that-I-try-just-to-say-how-I-feel-I-can;t-seem-to-remember-the-words.

But Darlin'
I've got it bad for you,
And all the crazy Shit that you do.
Yeah I've got it bad for you.
I'm hoping maybe one day that,
You'll get it bad for me.
Yeah I know one day you'll see...
That baby you got it too.

Whatcha think about love dear?
Well I've been told that it's not too shabby.
So sick of hearin' bout love darling.
Come on baby why don't you come and give it a-
Come come on baby won't you come over here?
Come on baby why don't you come and give it a ohhhh

I've got it bad for you,
And all the crazy Shit that you do.
Yeah I've got it bad for you.
I'm hoping maybe one day that,
You'll get it bad for me.
Yeah I know one day you'll see...
That baby you got it too.

You've got it bad, got it bad for me,
And all the crazy Shit that I say.
Yeah you've got it bad, got it bad for me.
You're hoping maybe one day that,
I'll get it bad, get it bad for you.
Yeah I know one day you'll see...
That baby we got it too.

We got it too
We got it too
We got it too.

Heavyweight Champion

Written By: Asia Whiteacre

I'm a heavyweight champion.
A mystic mind reader, president.
And I'm your local weather man.
I'm coming to take your trash away.

And I'm that man sleeping in a box.
I'm cutting you off on the 134.
And I'm that girl crying on the show,
That nobody knows is real or not.

I wish that I could tell you, I miss you.
I wish that I could say, I'm sorry.
I wish that I could tell you, please come home.
I wish that I could say, I forgive you.

But I'm following the world one step at a time,
I'm learning everyday how to live this life, of mine.
And I'm following the heart beating in my ribs,
I'm writing every song with words to live, by.
But when it all comes down to it, oh,
When it really boils down.
Yeah when it all comes down to it,
We all learn how to live,
One step at a time.

I'm a funny podiatrist,
And in my mind my words are the best.
And Im that girl with a hole in her foot,
Who's acting way younger than she should.
Yeah I'm that cat looking like a jester,
And I'm sorry sir but I've got to arrest her.
And I'm that girl who beat up her boyfriend,
I'm calling him back as soon as I'm home.

I wish that I could tell you, I miss you.
I wish that I could say, I'm sorry.
I wish that I could tell you, please come home.
I wish that I could say, I forgive you.

But I'm following the world one step at a time,
I'm learning everyday how to live this life, of mine.
And I'm following the heart beating in my ribs,
I'm writing every song with words to live, by.
But when it all comes down to it, oh,
When it really boils down.
Yeah when it all comes down to it,
We all learn how to live...

So just,
Pick me up
Just pick me up.
We all need a pick me up, sometimes.
Won't you pick me up?
Please just hold my hand.
You know that I'd ask you kindly,
But I can't.

I'm following the world one step at a time,
I'm learning everyday how to live this life, of mine.
And I'm following the heart beating in my ribs,
I'm writing every song with words to live, by.

I'm following the world one step at a time,
I'm learning everyday how to live this life, of mine.
And I'm following the heart beating in my ribs,
I'm writing every song with words to live, by.

But when it all comes down to it, oh,
When it really boils down.
Yeah when it all comes down to it,
We all learn how to live,
One step at a time.
One step at a time.

Follow Me Down

Written By: Asia Whiteacre

I've got a secret it's a secret just for me.
And it takes me far away to places that nobody else can see.
When I put my fingers down I know I'll be set free.
When my lips start to part know I can go just where I wanna go.

So follow me down, follow me down, down, down.
Yeah follow me down,
But go where you please.
So follow me down, follow me down, down,
To my piano.

Still just a girl, I need to learn how not to be so,
So analytical.
But sometimes when I'm alone cant help but tear myself apart.
This gives me what I need, reminds me who we really are.

So follow me down, follow me down, down, down.
Yeah follow me down,
But go where you please.
So follow me down, follow me down, down,
To my piano.

Cuz' I've been set ablaze,
Fire's raging it's a beautiful sight.
With you by my side,
I'm alive never gonna burn out.

So follow me down, follow me down, down, down.
Yeah follow me down,
But go where you please.
So follow me down, follow me down, down,
To my piano.

You call it crazy, really call it anything you like.
Doesn't change it for me.
Because the fact remains this is the only place I'll ever go,
That won't restrict me, where no one will ever tell me "no."

So follow me down, follow me down, down, down.
Yeah follow me down,
But go where you please.
So follow me down, follow me down, down,
To my piano.

Cuz' I've been set ablaze,
Fire's raging it's a beautiful sight.
With you by my side,
I'm alive never gonna burn out.

So follow me down, follow me down, down, down.
Yeah follow me down,
But go where you please.
So follow me down, follow me down, down,
To my piano.

So follow me down, follow me down, down, down.
Yeah follow me down,
But go where you please.
So follow me down, follow me down, down,
To my piano.

Perfect For Me

Written By: Asia Whiteacre

You've got pretty strange taste in music
But thats okay because I'm kinda getting used to it
Sometimes I pretend not to like it when I actually do
But thats just because it's so fun to disagree with you
I know you like it too
Arguing the whole day through
Moods up and down like a kangaroo
And thats why I love you.

And even when you lose all your hair
And you start to droop and drag in silly places
You know I'm gonna be there
Cuz I like that you're crazy
Cuz I'm kinda' lazy
And I think that just maybe you might be perfect for me.

Sometimes when you wake up you've got hair in your make up
So I'll take a picture just so we can laugh about it later
Then I'll say I'm gonna post it when I know I really never would
Cuz it's so fun to scare you everyone should try they really should
I know you like it to
-Scaring me so bad I have ta take a-
But even if you did you know I wouldn't think it was gross
And thats why I love you.

And even when you lose all your hair
And you start to droop and drag in silly places
You know I'm gonna be there
Cuz I like that you're crazy
Cuz I'm kinda lazy
And I think that just maybe you might be perfect for me.
Perfect for me
Perfect for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Next To You

Written By: Asia Whiteacre

Carry me away to mars won't you
Carry me away to see the stars
And I, never know just quite what to say when I'm next to you

Fly with me away from here because
You will always be my only dear
And You'll never know just quite what it is that you do to me

You don't always have to be so perfect
You don't always have to know what I'm thing
But you do
Oh but you do.

And I'm calling in forces
Riding on cream colored horses
The distance is a clear view
Of me going there with you

Dance with me to silent sounds won't you
Be with me until we're under ground
And I, never know just quite what to say when I'm next to you

And holidays are so much fun
Just knowing that I will always be your number one
And you'll never know just quite what it is that you've done to me.

You don't always have to be so perfect
You don't always have to know what I'm thing
But you do
Oh but you do

And I'm calling in forces
Riding on cream colored horses
The distance is a clear view
Of me going there with you

Carry me away to mars won't you
Carry me away to see the stars
And I, never know just quite what to say when I'm next to you

Except actually thats not quite true
Because I can say anything when I'm with you
And you know what you do cuz I do it too
I do it for you, I do it for you
You do it for me, yeah you do it for me

And I'm calling in forces
Riding on cream colored horses
The distance is a clear view
Of me growing old with you

You lay there next to me
Hearts beating peacefully
Talkin' bout what we wanna be
When we grow up

Discography

Something Silly (EP):
Heavyweight Champion
Bad For You
Follow Me Down
Perfect For Me
Tiny Little Pieces
Next To You

Set List

Bad For You
Flirting WIth You
Heavyweight Champion
Brand New Sneakers
Fever - Cover
Follow Me Down
Oh Cant You See
Night And Day - Cover
Stratosphere
California