Baggas

Baggas

BandComedyAcoustic

Innocent. Insane. Inappropriate. Quirky and fruity songs to drink tea by.

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Sthecksthee

Written By: Michelle Baginski

Does anyone else find lisps kind of sexy?
I'm sorry, I mean, kind of sthecksthee?

I met a woman who blew me away
and not from the forceful volumes of spit that came out of her mouth everytime she spoke.
She turned me on and on and on and on and on and on ...
Do you want to know how?

My ears were caught between her sounds
(I wish they were caught between her legs)
as I tried to figure out what she was on about.
I imagined us frolicking on the ground
when I discovered that between the saliva missiles she had the most beautiful, gorgeous tone around!

When you have a lisp people have to listen to you more intensely
to understand what it is you're trying to say.
This results in more eye to mouth, and eye to mouth to eye contact,
and there's no escape from a one on one exchange like that!

She called me up everyday over the phone
but I couldn't help but feel alone,
because if we were in person, then I could bet
that there would be more than one way that I would get wet!

When you have a lisp people have to listen to you more intensely,
to understand what it is you're trying to say.
This results in more eye to mouth,
and eye to mouth to eye to mouth,
to ear to eye to mouth to eye to mouth to tits .. to tits, to eye to mouth to ear
to eye to mouth to tits to crotch to tits to crotch to eye to mouth to eye to mouth to ear
to eye to mouth to tits to eye to mouth to TOE! to toe, to toe on the right foot, OHH!
To eye to mouth to eye contact,
and you don't want to escape a, a one on one exchange like that!

Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi
Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi
Everybody now ...
Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi
Everybody now!
Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi
And when I say everybody, I mean EVERYbody,
whether or not you have a lisp,
because I've chosen a word that all of us can sing -
it's comprised of a "Y" and an "I" and, that's right, there's no "essth".

Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi
Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi
Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi
Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi
It's the "all-inclusive" Yi
The all-inclusive Yi
unless, of course, you're German,
then you'd say "YAA!"

But this is my song
and we're gonna sing it my way
This is my song,
no crazy German is gonna take it away -
NOT THIS TIME, ADOLF!
Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi
Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi
Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi
Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi

Hug

Written By: Michelle Baginski

An angel kissed me and said, "Kid, your dreams are okay".
She hugged me at a perfect time when I thought to throw it all away.
I thought, how can I find the next step
to take me to the place where
I wanna be
Living as me

I wanna hold you and say, "Babe, your fears are okay".
'Cause I'm feeling them, too, so please don't run away.
Or else how can we find the next step
to take us to the place where
we could be
just
you and
me

Cool air tickled my lips to make me breathe in and ...
(sigh)
And for a second I let my troubles scoot on by.
For a moment I could fly above the pain and hurt
and get caught in
a blissful stream
of Sunlight.

Sunlight ...

Discography

78% Honesty (2006)