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New EP release March 2011
"Up Yours"

And our new video for LA Whore on you tube



Mothers lock up your daughters and run as fast as you can. Your worst nightmare has arrived.

Up Yours
Ugly Bastard - Vocals
Lucky Bastard - Bass
Dirty Bastard - Guitar
Slick Bastard – Drums

Rock’n’roll is a vicious game and these BASTARDS play by their own rules. BASTARD are four veteran kindred rock souls, cut from the same cloth and put on earth to do it hard & loud. and they live and die by that motto. Bastard fans compare them to Velvet Revolver and the MC5, but they are truly one of kind. The manic guitar is sublime, the throbbing bass and drums will kick you in the back of the head and send shivers down your spine until it breaks. It’s all topped off by the always incredible powerhouse vocals of one, Ugly Bastard.

These Bastards are world class musicians, producers and songwriters who each, with other bands, havelicked and fucked the fame dream. They’ve toured to exotic locations, played with world class bands, performed on large arena stages, received gold and platinum records, trashed hotel rooms, screwed groupies and kicked ass with no apologies. Up Yours is the debut release from BASTARD. Six crazy assed songs, dirty and sleazy, up yours Rock’n’roll. The EP was recorded at Boarshead Sound in Toronto produced by Dirty Bastard and will be available March 31st 2011 online and on itunes.

Why the warning, why lock up your daughters, because it’s true. The first video for BASTARD for the song LA Whore is not for your kids to see, not for the wimpy wanna-be’s or the frail of heart. It’s an anti drug song that shows the destructive effects of living on the wild side. Check it out on youtube before they ban it, everyone else is. It was produced and directed by Chuck Magee.

No apologies. Pure and hard, true old school rock delivered with heart and soul. See them live, these BASTARDS will kick your ass and leave you begging for more. Live they are undeniably slick, dirty, ugly and at the end of their show, getting lucky.

To watch the video for LA Whore or whatever it is....