Bhudda Bounce

Bhudda Bounce

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White rapper that is funny, fresh and profanity clean. Some of the songs are parody and some are real. He's a mix of Vanilla Ice and Eminem. Like eminem, he grew up in the ghetto. Like Vanilla Ice, he has an old school flow.

Biography

Producer, Lyricist, Rapper
mc bHUDDA bOUNCE Artist Bio

Be Yourself. ColorBlind Hip Hop © 2007

What does bHUDDA bOUNCE mean?

bHUDDA is for the Zen quality of living he brought to tough situations. He has kept his cool in more than one perilous moment. No father. A suicidal mother. Brutal years in the ghettos of Boston and Indianapolis ( song-hARMONY ). Years of hitchhiking across the U.S. as a boy (song-The Eminem Verse-A Lyrical Toast). A visit to Boston County Jail (song-County Jail Vacation) that opened his eyes to the beauty of FREEDOM and CHOICE.

bHUDDA is misspelled on purpose as to not be confused with buddHA, the religious icon. Though mc bHUDDA follows many of Buddha's teachings, he incorporates many belief systems. One of his favorite leaders was Jesus Christ. A man who stood for peace with the strength of a mountain. mc bHUDDA stands the same. And of course MLK and John Lennon.

bHUDDA also stands for something else.
- Ganja, Herb -
"I'm not against it, but it's not always right."

He believes it should be illegal to smoke it, ...but it should be legal to make it into tea. The bhudda recipe is on the site somewhere.

bOUNCE is for the beat in the
new hip hop music that has people THUMPIN on their feet about life and groovin to the rhythm of living. "Life is Ying and Yang. Do your Thang!"

We are proud of the music we produce.

mc bHUDDA bOUNCE is a multi-faceted artist causing a revolution in our world. Harmony, unity and affinity are on the rise and he is leading the way (song-hARMONY) using new hip hop. But, he is more than a conscious rapper. His music is as diversified as is the world we live in. It is full of laughter, pain, tears, anger, joy and good times ( song- Creepin In - The Famous Halloween Song ).

He was an only child raised by a single mother who was a nun, model, civil rights activist, stripper and prostitute at different stages in her life. To some this may seem hard to believe. Remember, truth is stranger than fiction. A child’s parent is the window into that person’s framework.

He grew up in Indianapolis as a boy. He was temporarily placed in a Foster home in Illinois from which his mother stole him back and hid him with is Aunt in Ohio for a year. All while his stubborn mother was locked up for 6 months refusing to reveal his location. Eventually, the boy and his parent were reunited in Indianapolis.

He went to an Episcopal school while his mother "danced" at night for tips. They lived in the urban/commercial sections of Indianapolis until they took a nomadic trip through the Western states.

His mother, had a brief stint in college until being denied a position as a Teacher's Assistant in Missoula, Montana. Their car was repossessed and their nationwide hitchhiking Mecca began. They went from Las Vegas through Los Angeles eventually landing in Boston.

Vegas was the worst for the young boy. His mother worked casino bars for clientele while he collected cans from garbage for money. The jackpot for him was scavenging the bottom of the fountain at Circus-Circus where he collected Well-Wisher's coins.

In Los Angeles they shared a twin bed for months until moving in with an Uncle and then his Grandmother. The only problem there was the Uncle was going through a bad cocaine addiction and his Grandmother was an alcoholic. His Grandmother quit cold turkey years later and his Uncle went through a successful rehab. His Grandmother is currently a huge supporter of bHUDDA 's new hip hop music. Her favorite is the Halloween Song - "CREEPIN IN"

"CREEPIN IN" - New Hot Party Halloween Song.

At 12 years old, they hitchhiked back to Vegas. One dark, cold night, unable to hitch a ride, they slept in the middle of the desert. After finally reaching "THE STRIP", life got worse. The song, Sendin A Savior speaks in detail about this tragic event in the 2nd verse.

The traumas and tragedies continued for years onward. Attempted suicide by his mother. Sleeping in abandoned cars for shelter in Boston. Assault and Battery…

Audiences are often in awe that his stories are real. His ability to rise up out of the tragedy and be triumphant is an inspiration to many. The fact that he is a rapper who is white only adds to the mystique of struggles.

He moved to many places over the years: Ohio, Indianapolis, Los Angeles, Montana, Las Vegas, Virginia and Boston among many others. This had him attend 14 different schools before graduating from high school with a diploma. That included dropping out as a sophomore for six months to help with rent and food. He worked at Brigham's Ice Cream and practiced freestyling in the basement break room.

Among those schools were the ghettos of the poor and frustrated, and the parochial schools of the wealthy and affected. He didn’t fit in either place. The cruelty of the racially and economically prejudiced left him alone for many years. Until...

He finally insisted they move to Brookline, Massachuset

Lyrics

Creepin In

Written By: Bhudda Bounce

Copyright 2007
Heavy Bounce Productions
rapper - mc bHUDDA bOUNCE
http://www.bhuddabounce.com
New Pop Comedy Rap

1ST VERSE
CASPER, AND A DEVIOUS CROWD
DIDN’T KNOW THE WEREWOLF WAS WELL-ENDOWED
STAY COOL CALM AND COLLECTIVE
THE CREW I CHOOSE, I’M QUITE SELECTIVE
LIZZY, FREDDIE AND JASON,
WERE THE HOMIES I’D BE FACEN
PLAYING POKER 5 CARD STUD
LIZZY WAS A DUD. CHIPS WERE MADE A BLOOD.
DEAL THE HAND, UNDERSTAND,
YOU’RE IN, MY COMMAND
DOOM, WAS ON ALL THEIR FACES
FLIPPED MY CARD, FOUR ACES
POW! IN THE AFTERLIFE
SLICED TWICE. SLICED TWICE
AND SACRIFICED
A FIREPLACE, A BOOKCASE
OOH, A SECRET STAIRCASE
CHORUS

2ND VERSE
B B B BASEMENT WAS D D DAMP AND STICKY
B B B BATES GETTIN A QUICKY
NOT COOL, SAYS I, TO ME, AND THEN MYSELF
BLOODY MARY’S HEAD WAS ON THE SHELF
HOW UNFAIR A DUDE IN A WHEELCHAIR
NOW, THAT’S WHAT I CALL A NIGHTMARE
A COUPLE GHOSTS WHO USED TO BE AN AU PAIR
I NEEDA PREACHER ON HOW TO HANDLE
A CREATURE I CAN’T BURN WITH A CANDLE
YOU GOT NO LUNGS SO YOU CANNOT SHOUT
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, YOU BETTER GET OUT
BRIDGE
IN THE CEMETARY, I GOTTA GRIP
THE ZOMBIE BARTENDER OFFERED A SIP
OF A MAD CONCOCTION OF LOVE AND DESIRE
SCORN ON THE ROCKS MIXED WITH SAPPHIRE
MINX, GOOD TO MEET YA, LIKE TO TREAT YA
TO YOUR FANTASY, A COUPLE OF YOUR LADIES IN PRIVACY
MY INTUITION’S YOUR INHIBITION’S IN REMISSION
PROPOSITION WE’LL BE KISSIN WITH YOUR PERMISSION
CHORUS

3RD VERSE
TRICK OR TREAT I’LL TAKE THE TRICK
DARK ANGEL BLEW OUT THE CANDLESTICK
THE FOG WAS THICK I COULDN’T SEE
LOOKED IN A MIRROR THE MONSTER WAS ME
HAD BLOOD ON MY LIPS AND FLESH IN MY CLAWS
A THONG PAIR OF PANTIES? AND A COUPLE A BRAS?

WE’LL SEE YA NEXT YEAR.

BHUUUUUUUUUUUDAA
BOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUNNNCE

DOOR SLAMS

Copyright 2007
Heavy Bounce Productions
rapper - mc bHUDDA bOUNCE
http://www.bhuddabounce.com

Bouncin Baby

Written By: Bhudda Bounce

BOUNCIN BOY

All rights reserved c 2005
Bhudda Bounce, LLC
It’s a bouncin baby boy

1st verse
Years ago I was a second old, The doctor grabbed me his hand was cold
The nurses screamed in ecstasy, As though there was something strange wit me
I had 2 bug eyes and a naked butt Snatched the forceps like I was King Tut
Started banging on the tray like Mardi Gras, Started sanging Hey Hey at what they saw
The doctor spanked me and I asked why, I was chillin out and you made me cry
I had to Bhudda to make you breath, I bit his big thumb, but I had no teeth.

NURSE: RETAIN THIS CHILD AT ONCE. WE GOT A TROUBLEMAKER ON OUR HANDS.

chorus
He’s bouncin
He is a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby boy
A bouncin baby, a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby boy

NURSE: HE IS SO PRECIOUS. SO NEW TO THE WORLD. HE JUST NEEDS LOVE

2nd verse
They shoved me into a blanket bundled, The drunk doctor like a football fumbled
Me into the air for a 30 yard pass, Goodness gracious I'll need a bypass
Twisting and Twirling, Flipping and Flopping, Gravity kicked in I was quickly dropping
Like the clothes when they were copulating, That’s all part of populating
But back to the story and fun I had, My flight with the stork hit the landing pad
Nurse powdered my butt, it felt so nice. A thing up my "WHOA!!!" WHAT'S THAT DEVICE?
There's a big secret about my birth, I got no length, but check out the girth
Don't be shocked, I started early, The first words spoken were "Come here girly"

NURSE: OH MY!!! HE SURE IS A PRECOCIOUS LITTLE SQUIRT.

Chorus
He is a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby boy
A bouncin baby, a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby boy

NURSE: I’M TAKING THIS MISCHIEVIOUS RASCAL STRAIGHT TO THE NURSERY.

3rd verse
The day of my birth was going so sweet, On an adventure for who I might meet
The magic of birth is a sonic boom, The maternity ward was quite the room
Twenty-six girls and five little boys, Stood up in my crib and said make some noise
I'm styling, I'm smiling, I'm living with a twist, This is the party ya'll wish you never missed
I took a crew of six or was it five, That's when the fifth floor was gettin live!
We commandeered a gurney and raced the halls, I think the driver of it was Biggie Smalls
Went crankin round the corner with ten baby feet, A couple blocks down we hit Sesame Street
We saw Ernie & Burt, Oscar The Grouch, My boy Big Bird's big yellow pouch
Happy and Excited "For Sunny Days"
The Count keeps countin the clouds away
So, back to my momma to get some change, It's a lotta drama to rearrange
A diaper that's depleted from a tush that's red, I'm tired from today, I'm psyched for bed
To dream about a future yet to be peeped, Heaped with love, Steeped in joy
Time to go to sleeeep... I'm a Bouncin Baby Boy

chorus
It is a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby boy
A bouncin baby, a bouncin baby, a bouncin baby boy

Bhudda
Bounce
eh eh hee hee

The Eminem Verse - A Lyrical Toast

Written By: Bhudda Bounce

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED COPYRIGHT 2006 HEAVY BOUNCE PRODUCTIONS LLC

THE EMINEM CURSE

CHORUS
OH NO IT'S THE EMINEM CURSE
I'M A WHITE RAPPER WHAT COULD BE WORSE
YA BETTER LISTEN UP CLOSE CAUSE I GOT A DIFFERENT VERSE
AIN'T NOBODY DEAD IN THE BACK A MY HEARSE

I WRITE WITH A BIC AND I WRITE SO QUICK
HIT SO HARD WITH A LYRICAL STICK
A TOOL, A TABLET, THE MOVEMENT, THE PAVEMENT
STAYIN ALIVE WAS MY GREATEST ACHIEVMENT
HE DOES METAL AND I DO JAZZ
HE DOES HATE AND I GOT PIZZAZZ
I'M TAKIN THE WORLD TO THE REVOLUTION
THE HUMAN ALLIANCE THE NEW EVOLUTION
THIS AIN'T FOR EMINEM OR DR DRE
THIS IS FOR YA'LL WITH NOTHIN TO SAY
YOU GOT NO BALL AND YOU GOT NO GUTS
YOU CALL THEM BIG AND THEY'RE BARELY NUTS
YO MARSHALL LISTEN CLOSE
RAISE YOUR GLASS TO MY LYRICAL TOAST
THE PEOPLE OF THE NATION WANT TO DESTROY YOU
DEEP DOWN I WANT TO ENJOY YOU
BUT I CAN'T CAUSE THE NATION'S WAITING
FOR ME TO ATTACK YOUR CONSTANT HATING
I GOT A FLOW THAT'S EVEN KEELED
AT THE DR'S THROWN YOU HAVE KNEELED
TO ACCEPT OF THE HONOR OF GHETTO KNIGHT
WITH THE PRESS ALL YOU DO IS FIGHT
MY FLAVOR'S DIFFERENT IN MY INTENTION
GONNA RAP SOME HITS AND EARN MY PENCION


CHORUS
OH NO IT'S THE EMINEM CURSE
I'M A WHITE RAPPER WHAT COULD BE WORSE
YA BETTER LISTEN UP CLOSE CAUSE I GOT A DIFFERENT VERSE
AIN'T NOBODY DEAD IN THE BACK A MY HEARSE

OH WHAT?!?!?!

HE MELTED CHOCOLATE INTO SIX LETTERS
I HITCHIKED THE NATION AS A JET SETTER
EM BE COOL CAUSE I USED YOUR NAME
IT'S THE LOVE FOR THE LYRICS THAT IS TO BLAME
WE COULD BE COHORTS LIKE ANDY AND AMOS
I'LL USE THIS GAME TO MAKE MYSELF FAMOUS
I USE IT IN JEST TO MAKE US LAUGH
YOU BE THE LION I'LL BE THE GIRAFFE
WELCOME TO THE ZOO CALLED FAME, FAME, FAME,
YOU'VE HEARD MY LYRICS, NOW HERE'S MY NAME
MY NAME IS BHUDDA BOUNCE TO BE PRECISE
FOR YA'LL WHO ARE SLOW I SAY IT TWICE
THAT'S BHUDDA LIKE THE FAT GUY ALWAYS SMILING
CHILL WIT NO FEAR ALWAYS STYLING
THAT'S BOUNCE LIKE A BUBBLE ABOUT TO POP
"YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD BHUDDA."
NOW, EM JUST STOP
ooooooooohhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
HE IS NOT A TARGET AND THIS IS NOT A DIS
THIS IN NOT ABOUT HIM AND I DID NOT MISS
COURSE I'M BHUDDA BOUNCE AND HE'S EMINEM
THE SAME COLORED SKIN BUT A DIFFERENT KIND A GEM
A BLOOD RED RUBY AND CHILL GREEN JADE
I'M COMIN UP QUICK YOU BETTER UPGRADE

CHORUS x 2
OH NO IT'S THE EMINEM CURSE
I'M A WHITE RAPPER WHAT COULD BE WORSE
YA BETTER LISTEN UP CLOSE CAUSE I GOT A DIFFERENT VERSE
AIN'T NOBODY DEAD IN THE BACK A MY HEARSE

FULL VERSION'S - 3rd Verse
Good for ya'll with the Platinum sales
But in the end you know it never fails
Are you Eminem or Maybe his Twin?
Are you from the ghetto where's he's been?
You're just a copycat tryin' to reach
Listen up fools, I gotta lesson to teach
My name is Bhudda BOUNCE an I like to rhyme
to ease on back an have good times
What does Em think I'm not really sure?
He is no disease, but I'm the cure
For the boogey down bebop, burnin' in you
The lady with the booty and The
Chill Down Crew

"White Rapper's White Hip Hop" TM 2007

Harmony

Written By: Bhudda Bounce

Copyright 2007
Heavy Bounce Productions - new hip hop 2007
rapper - mc bHUDDA bOUNCE
http://www.bhuddabounce.com
http://www.myspace.com/bhuddab

Harmony, Harmony, Harmony
Harmony, Harmony, Harmony Intro
Love is in demand. Love is in demand.
Love is in, love is in. Love is in demand.

verse
I been around the country in some really rough spots.
Took some tough shots. 480 Quincy st, dorchester mass
only honkey in my all black class
that's the name they used 1 verse
i felt abused by the people the one's she marched for
with martin luther king just doin her thing
promotin' racial harmony for ebony and ivory.
that was the irony, irony, irony

Love is in demand. Love is in demand.
Love is in, love is in. Love is in demand.
We rockin' into harmony and social growth.
That's my owth.
Ebony and ivory unity is free ya see 1 chorus
This is just me, just me, just me, just me
Ebony and ivory unity is free ya see

Now, how do you act when attacked by ten thugs
on New Year's Day? Silence is my weapon
when they steppin in my space, punchin on my face 2 verse
taken cash from my pocket, lunchin on disgrace
Wanna gun so I can cocket momma bought me mace
vengeance on the menu i cookin up a plan
lookin for a venu to make myself a man

Love is in demand. Love is in demand.
Love is in, love is in. Love is in demand.
We rockin' into harmony and social growth.
That's my owth.
Ebony and ivory unity is free ya see 2 chorus
This is just me, just me, just me, just me
Ebony and ivory unity is free ya see

The combat zone, I was alone
found some thugs would be prone
to a felony of snatch and grab he felt the stab
in his hand, understand?
as he nabbed my addidas you don't treat us that way 3 verse
i don't care the color creed or how you pray
my momma marched for civil rights with civil whites
I'm not a afraid to light a stick a dynamite
but the way ya'll piss me off, i just might

that was anger misguided
in you i've confided that i've decided
it's outta place to divide by the color, by the color, by the color

Love is in demand. Love is in demand.
Love is in, love is in. Love is in demand.
We rockin' into harmony and social growth.
That's my owth.
Ebony and ivory unity is free ya see 3 chorus
This is just me, just me, just me, just me
Ebony and ivory unity is free ya see

Then I met a brother who was gay from the burbs
Au Bon Pain at Copley Square, Homophobic
I don't dare tell em bout my bigotry.
it's elementary, when you judge another
it's just as bad as slavery 4 verse
no room to be yourself or express your feelings
I started pealing and revealing no concealing
any weapon I'm steppin up raisin my hand

Love is in demand. Love is in demand.
Love is in, love is in. Love is in demand.
We rockin' into harmony and social growth.
That's my owth.
Ebony and ivory unity is free ya see 4 chorus
This is just me, just me, just me, just me
Ebony and ivory unity is free ya see

Love is in Demand.
Love is in Demand.
Love is in Demand.
Love is in Demand.

Sing it with me!

Background...Love is in demand. Love is in Demand.

Copyright 2007
Heavy Bounce Productions
rapper - mc bHUDDA bOUNCE
http://www.bhuddabounce.com
http://www.myspace.com/bhuddab

new hip hop 2007

Discography

EP - Live @ THE FOX
EP - HUMAN Triumph
Single - "Creepin In- Halloween Song"
Single - "The Eminem Curse - A Lyrical Toast"

Set List

The Eminem Curse
County Jail Vacation
Sexy Ladies
Creepin In
Harmony
Bouncin Baby
Mota Hombres
Sendin A Savior
The Groove
The PAC-MAN Freestyle