Binky Tunny and the Farmland Chokehold

Binky Tunny and the Farmland Chokehold

 Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
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A marriage of all rock/punk/metal/prog + straight forward, street credible tunes + an off-the-wall stage show that will leave you feeling violated = "Binky Tunny and the Farmland Chokehold."

Biography

Binky's been on a quest since Dec. 3rd of 1999 to put together the bestest super-group she could find (that could deal with her "delicate" ego.) About 25 members later the current line-up is born.

Long Jon Marsh on guitar lays down the metal. Paul MFN' New on drums brings the solid punk. Thode on bass is the prog, and of course... Binky takes care of the ROCK!

Lyrics

Flower

Written By: Binky Tunny

VERSE #1
I am a delicate flower
I must be handled with kid gloves.
I will require your right arm and full attention
Do not drop me, for I am wafer thin
To prevent bruising; avoid squeezing
Keep me lily white and happy
I am a fragile thing

Chorus:
Tell me tell me tell me I'm Beautiful.
I'm the shiny bright center of your big bad world.
Tell me tell me tell me I'm Beautiful
I'm a pretty pretty pretty pretty
beautiful girl.

VERSE#2
I am a delicate flower
For best results, daily care is recommended
I must stay moist
I must have sun light, fresh air, and tranquility
I can not bear to exist in an environment that exceeds 80 degrees Fahrenheit
I can not at anytime and under any circumstances be expected to bare fruit of any kind
I am far to delicate for that. I am a flower!

VERSE#3
I am a delicate flower, a dainty and sensitive thing
I can not handle the stress of being moved, rattled, or agitated.
Love is mandatory.
You must feed me compliments and pleasantries
Keep the wild life at bay.
Shield me from storms.
Keep me warm and I will stay beautiful.
I will stay beautiful and pure.

Pussycat

Written By: Binky Tunny

Make me sit and purr my lover.
Make me like a pussycat.
I'll eat my dinner, lick my whiskers,
and melt inside of your lap.
Hold you like you mean it baby. Stroke me like a pussycat.
I love you now, I love you now,
I’ll love you more than you can

Meow.
Love me like a pussycat.
Love me like a pussycat.

I walk the streets each night and
I bite and make a fuss.
I kill my dinner, lick my whiskers,
and make you pay for my touch.
Hold you like you mean it baby.
Lick me like a pussy cat.
I love you now, I love you now,
I’ll love you more than you can.

Meow.
Love me like a pussycat.
Love me like a pussycat.

Ice Cream

Written By: Binky Tunny

Tell me I’m just walking backwards
Falling down with my head in the clouds
And my face in the armpit of some common life
Believing it smells something like ice cream
Following someone following something
That was falling down decades before me
Tell me I’m just talking stupid
I’m not falling down I’m not falling down.

I’ll breathe in and I’ll breathe out
And I don’t feel better
And I don’t feel loved

Tell me I’m just looking sideways
At something that’s clearly upside down
With my head on backwards
And my face in the toilet
Believing it tastes something like ice cream
I don’t believe you
I’ll just ignore you
Cause` you’re falling down
Decades before
With your face in the jock strap
Of your common life
You’re falling down
Just falling down

I’ll breathe in and I’ll breathe out
And I don’t feel better
And I don’t feel loved

Kick me in the face your foot tastes
Like ice cream and frosting

I’ll breathe in and I’ll breathe out
And I don’t feel better
And I don’t feel loved

Discography

Breakfast
Boneless
Black Sheep Chronicles -(soon to be released)

Yes, we've have streaming audio and airplay and all that jazz. Spent 3 years working with Budweiser True Music Live which gave us the opp to get some national airplay... nothing to write home about yet though.

Set List

We like 50 minute sets, but we've been known to go 3 hours... our sets are about 12 songs. Covers include Black Sabbath, The Ramones, The Misfits and more.