Bob Lynch

Bob Lynch

 Pagosa Springs, Colorado, USA
BandCountrySpoken Word

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Coca-Cola Cows

Written By: Bob Lynch

Coca-Cola Cows and a Microsoft Tractor

I was driving around just thinkin’
How the stock market just keeps on tankin’
All the experts say things are turnin'
Meanwhile, regular folks are really burnin’

I study my 401K statement every week
Nothin’ happenin but a losin’ streak.
All this gyration is drivin’ me crazy
Leavin things to the experts is makin me lazy

Its lots of fun riding a roller coaster,
but not when it’s a money ride.
Now a Coke sure has some tasty bubbles,
But that flat Coke stock ain’t currin my troubles

So I had this bit of inspiration,
That stock might be better off in a new formation
I gotta get off of this roller coaster ride
Put my money where it’s safe to hide

How about if I…
Cash in that coca-cola stock for a few head of cows,
and swap my Microsoft stake for a thing that plows.
Trade my 401k for some chickens today.
Plant a garden to watch real green backs grow
I’m real tired of worryin about stock market disasters
I Gotta have some Coca-Cola cows and a Microsoft tractor

TV Talkin heads making seven figures
Work at keepin us all believin
It’s pretty hard for the little guy
When hedge funds use computers in the sky

So if you’re tired of listening to the experts yammer
While the rest of us just get the hammer
You might want to consider…
Trade in your 401 k for a few chickens today
Plant a garden and watch real green backs grow
No more worryin’ about stock market disasters
All you gotta do is keep the cows in the pasture

Chorus
So now, I’ve go my Coca-Cola Cows
And my Microsoft tractor
No more worryin’ about stock market disasters
My 401k turned into chickens today
Planted a garden to watch real green backs grow
Life is looking better without going faster
All I gotta do is keep the cows in the pasture

Connect back to a natural cycle today
Stop reading those statements that are makin’ you gray…
Have peace of mind and goodness too
Life in balance takes away the blue

If you’re tired of worrying about another stock market disaster

Chorus
You gotta get some Coca-Cola Cows
And a Microsoft tractor
Turn your 401k into chickens today
Plant a garden to watch real green backs grow
Life ‘ll look better without going faster
All you gotta do is keep the cows in the pasture

Get some Coca-Cola Cows and a Microsoft Tractor
Some Goldman Sachs goats add a nice little factor
Give your money a better place to play
Add a few Chevron sheep to keep the weeds away

And a budweiser bull is pretty cool too…

Chorus
I’ve go my Coca-Cola Cows
And my Microsoft tractor
No more worryin’ ‘bout stock market disasters
My 401k turned into chickens today
Planted a garden to watch real green backs grow
Life is looking better without going faster
All I gotta do is keep the cows in the pasture

Copyright: Bob Lynch
2010

Coca-Cola Cows

Written By: Bob Lynch

Coca-Cola Cows and a Microsoft Tractor

I was drivin’ ‘round just thinkin’
How the stock market just keeps on tankin’
Experts say things are turnin'
While, regular folks are really hurtin’

I watch my 401K every week
Nothin’ happenin but a losin’ streak
All this gyration is killin me
While bankers play the game for free

It’s time for me to…
Cash in that coca-cola stock for a few head of cows
and swap my Microsoft stake for a thing that plows
Trade my 401k for some chickens today
Plant a garden to watch real green backs grow

Those TV Talkin’ heads makin’ seven figures
Try to keep us all believin’
But it’s pretty hard for the little guy
When Wall Street punks use computers in the sky

So now, I’ve go my Coca-Cola Cows
And my Microsoft tractor
No more worryin’ about stock market disasters
My 401k turned into chickens today
Planted a garden to watch real green backs grow
Life is looking better without going faster
All I gotta do is keep the cows in the pasture

Touch a natural cycle each day
Stop reading those statements that are makin’ you gray
Have peace of mind and goodness too
Life in balance takes away the blue

You gotta get some Coca-Cola Cows
And a Microsoft tractor
No more worryin about stock market disasters
Turn your 401k into chickens today
Plant a garden to watch real green backs grow
Life is lookin better without going faster
All you gotta do is keep the cows in the pasture

I’ve got my Coca-Cola Cows
And my Microsoft tractor
No more worryin’ ‘bout stock market disasters
My 401k turned into chickens today
Plant a garden to watch real green backs grow
Life is looking better without going faster
Now all I gotta do is keep the cows in the pasture

And my budweiser bull is pretty cool too…

Copyright: Bob Lynch
2011