TEEJAY wurdz

TEEJAY wurdz

 Toronto, Ontario, CAN
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unrelentless and ignorant gods of the turn up

Biography

WE ARE FUCKIN INTELLIGENT FUCKS. THIS IS NOT A GANG, A CREW, A GROUP, OR A MOVEMENT. THIS IS A LIFESTYLE AND A CURSE ENTITLED TO BOTH THE FINEST AND WORST OF OUR GENERATION. WE ARE THE PURE EMBODIMENT OF DUALITY BECAUSE WE HAVE MASTERED THE PROFESSIONAL ARTS OF BOTH INTELLIGENCE AND FUCKERY. WE DO READ BOOKS. WE DO PROMOTE CREATIVITY. WE DO CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT. WE DO FIGHT THE NORMALIZATION OF CAPITALISM. WE DO STUDY THE TEACHINGS OF ANCIENT INNOVATIVE MINDS. WE DO THIS, BECAUSE WE ARE INTELLIGENT. BUT WE WILL LAUGH IN THE FACES OF CONTROL SYSTEMS. WE WILL STEAL ALL THE LIQUOR YOUR ALCOHOLIC FATHER HAS BEEN HIDING FROM YOU. WE WILL STEAL ALL THE DRUGS YOUR MOTHER KEEPS IN HER CABINET FOR HER CHRONIC DEPRESSION. AND WE WILL FUCK YOUR BITCH. WE DO THIS, BECAUSE WE ARE FUCKS. WE HAVE EVOLVED INTO A PERFECT FUSION OF THE TWO THINGS THEY NEVER WANTED US TO BE. BUT WE DID IT ANYWAYS... WE ARE FUCKININTELLIGENT FUCKS" ā••iā•’