Cafeteria Dance Fever
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Cafeteria Dance Fever

Portland, Oregon, United States

Portland, Oregon, United States
Band Rock Alternative


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This band has not uploaded any videos


The best kept secret in music


This band has no press


Still working on that hot first release.


Feeling a bit camera shy


Cafeteria Dance Fever is:

Cain: gtr, vox
Sacia: drm, vox
Tim: bs
Mark: gtr

The story so far:

Portland, Oregon, 2005: Cafeteria Dance Fever begins a reign of terror and rain of pus which has been entertaining and bewildering music consumers on the West Coast and
across Europe ever since (with some inexplicable lacunae). We the people or people-oids of Cafeteria Dance Fever throw ourselves into a unique muscial cesspool of our own making, guaranteed to turn ordinary, law-abiding concert-goers into endocrine-engorged orangutans in about 1 minute or your money back. Our songs, a mind-gnawing admixture of punk noise and pop noise, are like a sneeze: quick, snotty and infectious. Cafeteria Dance Fever comprises four medical professionals (ER doc, nurse, paramedic, and suture factory drone); we're the only band that will rip your face off with our bubblegum-snot fury, and then sew it back on!!!