Cal Howard

Cal Howard

BandCountryCover Band

Not a band - just me, a songwriter...the song I've entered was written for a female singer (with attitude)...

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Cover band: 
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Lyrics

Dear John, I Sold Your John Deere

Written By: Cal Howard (Wayne Calabrese)

TOUCHDOWN, TURN IT DOWN, TIME TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL;
I TOLD YOUR DRINKIN’ BUDDIES IT WAS MORE THAN I COULD HANDLE;
SPORTS BARS, FAST CARS, WHEN YOU GONNA GROW UP;
I’VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH FOR AN ADULT TO FINALLY SHOW UP;

ROAD RAGE, SPORTS PAGE, BLUE JEANS ON THE FLOOR;
I’M UP ALL NIGHT, DON’T TELL ME YOU DON’T SNORE;
MY MOMMA ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT I COULDA DONE BETTER,
SINCE YOU NEVER LISTEN, GONNA PUT IT IN A LETTER -

DEAR JOHN, I SOLD YOUR JOHN DEERE;
I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVED IT, ALMOST MADE ME SHED A TEAR
I’M STILL NOT SURE IF I’VE MADE MYSELF CLEAR
SO I’M SENDING YOU A LETTER, DEAR JOHN, I SOLD YOUR JOHN DEERE

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HOW SWEET, TOILET SEAT IS ALWAYS STANDIN’ STRAIGHT UP;
WOULD IT REALLY KILL YOU IF YOU HAD TO PICK YOUR PLATE UP?
YOU LOOK AT OTHER WOMEN LIKE I’M NOT IN THE ROOM;
IT’S TIME I STARTED SWEEPIN’ WITH A BRAND NEW BROOM;

STRIP CLUBS, BODY RUBS, WHO YOU THINK YOU’RE KIDDIN’?
THAT WASTED LOOK ON FACEBOOK, NOTHIN’ MUCH IS HIDDEN;
I THINK THAT I SHOULD TELL YOU, WHAT EVERYBODY KNOWS;
YOU PROBABLY WON’T READ THIS, BUT JUST IN CASE, HERE GOES -

DEAR JOHN, I SOLD YOUR JOHN DEERE;
THEN I CELEBRATED WITH SOME OF YOUR BEER;
I’M STILL NOT SURE IF I’VE MADE MYSELF CLEAR
SO I’M SENDING YOU A LETTER, DEAR JOHN, I SOLD YOUR JOHN DEERE

DEAR JOHN, I SOLD YOUR JOHN DEERE;
DEAR JOHN, YEAH, I’M DRINKIN’ ALL YOUR BEER;
DEAR JOHN, HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?
DEAR JOHN – YEAH, I SOLD YOUR JOHN DEERE.