Cat'o'9 Tales

While drowning in the churning shit tsunami we call contemporary rock, today's adept music fan will cling steadfast to the life boat that is Cat O' 9 Tales, as if their very survival depended upon it....for indeed it may.

The year is 2007. The punk rock scene grinds wearily on in attempt to rebuild after the fall of NPR. A planet wide lament brought on by the death of fag quartet Bog Master has only begun to subside. All over, peoples ears are beset by the stale rock generica that festers in there radio waves. Amidst the chaos, new idols like exalted gas station attendant Chad Kroeger, are turned to out of sheer desperation. Uncertainty looms large. But then, a great colliding of forces occurs! Members of the now defunct Bog Master and NPR unite, along side a gentle bass playing deity known as Camron. Thus, the birth of Cat O' 9 Tales, Hamiltons Homeric experimental metal supergroup! Combining hard rock song craft with raw zeal, warped humour and a dollop of originality, the young group sees its' members progressing beyond their previous musical outlets. The debut release from these maniacal minstreals displays their ability to seamlessly straddle the line between competance and bafoonery, melody and bludgeoning, lyrical sincerity and songs about fucking corpses. So fear not, you squawking hordes of disaffected youths for your salvation has arrived.... and it shall be known as Cat O' 9 Tales!!