Cold Beer & Broads

Cold Beer & Broads

BandRockCountry

Cold Beer & Broads are some guys from New York City who, if they'd been together as a band while they were all kids, would have spent all their royalties on cold beer and broads.

Other Info

Cover band: 
No
Band Website

Lyrics

Get Me Home By Christmas Eve

Written By: Larry Studnicky, Charles Czarnecki and John Macom

Well I came and went as I pleased
And I never got down on my knees
So now I'm praying to God tonight
Please get me on this flight
Please get me home by Christmas Eve

I never knew how much I missed my wife
Never had love 'til she gave me life
So now I'm praying on bended knees
Lord let me make it please
Please get me home by Christmas Eve

Take me over the ocean
Spirit me across the waves
I've misplaced my devotion
But get me home and I'll be saved

I've been gone far too long from my girls
Stuck in deserts halfway 'round the world
I've seen too much of swirling sand
Lord take me to that land
Where snow's falling on Christmas Eve

Take me over the ocean
Spirit me across the waves
I've misplaced my devotion
But get me home and I'll be saved

[Chorus]
Please get me home by Christmas Eve
Will I make it there as they lead me to believe
Please don't let me be alone
I can't wait to see you home
Lord please get me home by Christmas Eve

Daylight breaks but I'm just halfway home
Over London after leaving Rome
After all of these empty miles
I'll see how my baby smiles
When I get home on Christmas Eve

Take me over the ocean
Get me home and I'll be saved

[Chorus]
Please get me home by Christmas Eve
There's no other place that I would rather be
Please don't let me be alone
I can't wait to see you home
Lord please get me home by Christmas Eve
Want to spend my Christmas day in the USA
Lord please get me home by Christmas Eve

Get me home
Get me home

First Amendment Blues (The F.U. Song)

Written By: Larry Studnicky, Charles Czarnecki and John Macom

VERSE 1

There's a lot of folks they've been complaining

Claim they're Christians while they're raining

Rocks down on the heads of guys like me.

Well if they can't stand a little cursing

The band and I can make it worse and

Maybe we'll give this record away for free.

CHORUS

Fuck you. Fuck you.

You've got the First Amendment blues.

So don't buy this record

And fuck you.

VERSE 2

Now it's not polite to say retarded.

The kid's just challenged and his homework's hard

And maybe he just had A. D. H. D.

Well let's face the facts he's dumb or lazy

And Ritalin will make him crazy.

Maybe someday he'll go on a shooting spree.

CHORUS

Fuck you. Fuck you.

You've got the First Amendment blues.

So don't buy this record

And fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

You've got the First Amendment blues.

So don't buy this record

And fuck you.

VERSE 3

Well the Christian Right keeps agitating

While the liberal left likes litigating.

Each one trying to turn the other 'round.

If the answer isn't in the middle

We'll have no choice except to fiddle

While they burn this whole damn country down.

CHORUS

Ahhhh . . . Ahhhh . . . Ahhhh . . . Ahhhh

Well fuck you. Fuck you.

You've got the First Amendment blues.

So don't buy this record

And fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

You've got the First Amendment blues.

So don't buy this record

And fuck you.

FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU.

Discography

First single: Get Me Home By Christmas Eve. Released Fall 2012. In 2012, this country/rock song was on the Holiday playlists of over 100 radio stations owned by Cumulus Media and also was being played by numerous AAA stations. On Internet radio, the song finished the 2012 Xmas season ranked No. 1 on the ReverbNation Holiday Chart for New York City.

In Oct. 2012, Cold Beer & Broads released its 2nd single, from an upcoming six-song EP called SIX PACK. This tune, First Amendment Blues (The F.U. Song) is an up-tempo Ramones-like rock song that (profanely) celebrates our First Amendment right to curse.