Colonel Mustard & The Dijon 5
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Colonel Mustard & The Dijon 5

Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom | INDIE

Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom | INDIE
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The Colonel hand selected the Dijon 5 from 80's borstal, various 90's young offenders institutes and from his time spent on the North Lanarkshire childrens panel, he picked up St Badger from Mombassa, The Tallest Man from the freakshow circus roadshow, Moonchuck McMungus was rescued from a CIA rendition flight, about to leave his home country of Guadalazbekistan and the rest mutated from the dirty waste of a ping pong banana show gone wrong, or right depending on your slant. He turned these future career criminals,poor souls, Kenyan animal patron saints,X factor finalists, America's most wanted and filthy mutant fruits into musical genius'. They played some contact sport together, got to know each other, talked man to man, to woman to man, to hamaphrodite to unich, to transvetite, to not quite sure, to man and later in the team bath, they decided to become Colonel Mustard & The Dijon 5 and conquer the world beginning with Europe specifically Scotland, even more specifically regional ex mining community Moodiesburn! Crowd participation is the Colonel's middle names. Your Colonel needs you, word to your mustard, gotta be yourself cos that's who you are, fool!