Corey Macri

Corey Macri

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Lawyer come to bed

Written By: Corey Macri

Lawyer come to bed with me
I don't need no doctor I need a nurse
Don't call me a cab call me a hearse
While I talk to the hair of the dog that bit me

C'mon lawyer this bed is empty
You can rubberneck this trainwreck its all mangled and torn
I've got no overhead and this whore knows the score
But I'm out of the black and into the red, if I could just get this lawyer to come to bed

Gun lover run for cover
I'm sleeping with your sister
You're our big brother
and if Gary glitter's your baby sitter, its no bother
Every tough guy knows there's always someone smaller

Cmon lawyer I'm not perfect
I never am
I got up this morning, did it all again
This talk is cheap
My love is poor
The man in charge he ain't never won a war

Just body bags and toe tags trying to pervert the course of justice

C'mon Lawyer can't you see I'm in a hurry
You're nice and overpriced but you heard the judge
Guilty on all accounts, where ever did we find such a brave and humble jury

Hey lawyer I'm finished with these accusations
I'm getting tired of these conversations
I see how you feel
I heard what you said
And I know what I saw
I'm going to close on this deal
Because possesion is nine tenths of the law

All Call the Shots

Written By: Corey Macri

Presidents at the podium he makes the state of the union address
If you promise to look the other way, I promise to do the rest
I'm just like you, I look to a higher power
A religon that listens to me
Now won't you all join me in the shower
And thanks for a graceful nation

Baby is that you all got
Now we all call the shots
We all call the shots
All call the shots
Lets all call the shots

Someone of some importance, sits on the board of dictators
Says no more TV for me, I've got my own reality
After taking all your oil in the Middle East, leaving up the toilet seat and putting up a note that said peace
Making all this money has given me the creeps

I'm so sorry I got caught

Too late now we all call the shots
We all call the shots
All call the shots
All call the shots

To the rulers of the free world, I can eat and watch the news

Well don't let the human race fool you
Says my favourite politician,
Something of a magician
There's a shortage of assholes on the planet
We've begun to look in outer space
If you miss the news today, you're in the wrong place
There's a new batch of orders and its open season on your race

"A year of democracy is a life of hypocracy"
Now give the man a round of applause for doing the right thing

And if your words of hatred are anything like your thoughts
Rope that tie around your neck and kick away your soap box

Now we all call the shots
We all call the the shots
All call the shots
All call the shots

Well poverty paints a pretty picture
A penny for food some more to the church and the rest to the vicar
Who steals from the rich and gives to the richer

Don't fall in love with what you haven't got

Now we all call the shots
All call the shots
Lets all call the shots

Turn this car around, get back on up the highway and head for moral ground

Now we all call the shots
All call the shots
All the above are better down below
We all call the shots
All call the shots