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CrashBangZoom is an act of rebellion. No money is earned as a result of its existence. It does not improve productivity or efficiency. It will not remove wrinkles or unsightly body hair. It does not lie, deceive, or withhold information. It cannot make you smell more pleasing to the opposite sex. It will not cure your restless leg syndrome or erectile dysfunction. It will not get you laid. It will not instill a feeling of euphoria or intoxication. It will not impress your friends and neighbors. It is not 3G, 4G, or 12G. It will not mediate, negotiate, or facilitate. It is not business casual or dress down Friday. It does not conquer or defend. It is the property of no one. It has no agenda. CrashBangZoom is an act of rebellion.
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