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Save the Fattest Girl for Me

Written By: Scott Tully

I see you getting paranoid when other girls walk by
Nervous that another look will one day catch my eye
Now why would I screw it all up when everything is fine?
They might try their best to tempt me but I'll never change my mind
Amd I don't care if there's a more pretty girl tomorrow
And even in a room chock full of emmaciated super models
My credo will always be
Save the fattest girl for me
Save the fattest girl for me

And today the overwhelming mindset seems to be
If you don't like what God gave you then there's always surgery
Everyone might hop that bandwagon but I'll never get aboard
I just want a human woman not some genetically altered cyborg
Don't be like insecure girls who can never let their looks alone
With the puffed up lips and vacuumed hips and lucious lumps of silicone
Cause they don't look naturaly
Save the flattest girl for me
Save the flattest girl for me

Days will keep on passing and the months always roll on
And you might think I'll lose my interst when your younger years are gone
Well don't let those sags and bags and wrinkles play upon your mind
You can try to stop the process but you'll never turn back time
And I'll stay home even when your youth has died away
That's just the way things go I Know
Even pretty girls grow up one day
And I won't need a new trophy
Save the oldest broad for me
Save the oldest broad for me

And my final eulogy
Save the fattest girl for me
Save the fattest girl for me