Dan Lornitis
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Dan Lornitis

Chicago, Illinois, United States

Chicago, Illinois, United States
Band Comedy



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Dan Lornitis is the high-energy entertainer your group will still be laughing about days later. Dan’s audiences are captivated by the enthusiasm and charisma of his hypnotic comedy entertainment. Expect a fast-paced but always good-humored performance, as Dan leads his volunteer comedians through a safe and hilarious interaction with the subconscious mind. It’s all in good fun and good taste, and volunteers are assured that they’d never do anything that will cross a line or be embarrassing. With more that 3,000 live performances to his credit, Dan is an experienced professional who can help make your event a success. He has opened for comedians Louie Anderson, Phyllis Diller and “Weird Al” Yankovic. No performance challenge can throw him, and he’s always happy to tailor his act to your needs, skillfully featuring your campus and adding your chosen personalities and taglines into the mix.

What the schools are saying:

"Dan hit it out of the park! We had almost 200 students show up to his program (those are great numbers for our small campus!). Students talked about how funny and interesting his show was. The staff that worked that night said he was wonderful to work with. Don’t be surprised if you hear from us over the summer as we work to put together our Fall calendar!
- Michael Lango, Assistant Director of Student Involvement, Dominican University