Dan Orr

Dan Orr

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I'm Texting You a Picture

Written By: Dan Orr

Some guys try to charm their way with ladies
With flowers or a sweet romantic poem.
Some guys try to win them with their money
But all I need's the camera on my phone.

I'm texting you a picture of my junk--to show how much I love you.
I'm texting you a picture of my junk--to show how much I care.
Just wanting you to know this is the way I choose to show I'm thinking of you.
And I thought you might be curious as to just exactly what I've got down there.

I'm texting you a picture of my junk--to show how much I love you.
'Cause try though as I may, darling, I just can't seem to keep it all inside.
And when my pants are down and there is no one else around I'm thinkin' of you.
And leave it to technology to help me show the whole wide world my pride...for you.

I'm texting you a picture of my junk
I know it's late and I'm a little drunk
But I'm texting you a picture of my junk--to show how much I love you.