Da Yoopers

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SHIRLEY DA LOGGING QUEEN

Written By: James DeCaire and Jim Bellmore

1. FRIDAY NIGHT, DA PLACE IS PACKED
FULL A DANCING LUMBER JACKS
WE’RE ALL DRUNK ON SHOTS AND BEER
SOMETING CLAMPS ON TO MY REAR
I TURN AROUND AND START TO SCREAM
SHE’S SCARY AND LOOKING MEAN
SHE SAYS, BOYKA, I LIKE YOU LOTS
LET’S GO POLKA, YOU MAKE ME HOT!”

CH: SHE’S SHIRLEY DA LOGGING QUEEN
BIG AND MEAN, WEIGHS 218
SHIRLEY DA LOGGING QUEEN
STOMP ON ME WIT HER BIG FEET
SHE CAN DRINK, SHE CAN FIGHT
SKIN A BUCK WIT A BUTTER KNIFE
SHE NEEDS A BATH, NEEDS A SHAVE
ONE GOOD WHIFF YOU’RE IN DA GRAVE

BRG: TIMBER, SHE SMELLS JUST LIKE DA CITY DUMP
TIMBER, I THINK SHE WANTS MY JACK-PINE STUMP
SHE WRESTLES LOGS REAL GOOD
TIMBER, THE BOYS ALL KNOW SHE LOVES HER WOOD

2. SHE CAN’T DANCE WIT HER BIG FEET
WE LURCH AROUND LIKE BEARS IN HEAT
I HANG ON WIT ALL MY MIGHT,
GRAB HER BUTT AND HOLD ON TIGHT
I GAZE INTO HER COW-SIT EYES
SHE SMOOCHES ME, I START TO CRY
SHE SAYS, “BOYKA, I LIKE YOU LOTS,
GONNA RIDE YOU IN MY PICKUP TRUCK