Delicious Delicious

Delicious Delicious

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Howdy. Name's Fen. I play a bunch of instruments and write a bunch of songs. I've also produced records by Knife Crazy, Ice Cream Social, Mexican Cession, Missing Planes and many other artists from the past 10 and next 6,000 years of music at my studio, Delicious Delicious. Nice to meet you.

Biography

I am a solo artist and producer, but I am in a band or two. One of them is called Knife Crazy- here, enjoy this description:

Three dudes, two guitars, drums, a sampler, and a foison of vocal chords.
We keep getting stuff like "Sonic Youth meets Yes meets James Brown." The Onion once said that our "noise-damaged funk maintains an admirable sense of precision, while remaining shambolic enough not to descend into Liars-esque hipsterism."
Tell me what that means. I dare you.

Lyrics

Intrigue at Minellicon '97

Written By: J. Fen Ikner

Driving in your car
you know where you are,
but when you arrive,
you seem to lose your way.

So ditch the road right here,
slip it out of gear,
close your eyes and
roll on down the hill.

Feel the shoulder soften,
gravel...grass...then...
gravity, momentum!

Broken on the rocks,
put you in a box.
Wrap you up and
send you off to town

Who will sign for you?
Fix you good as new?
Grow to love the glue
between your cracks?

And your brand new life emulsifies-
you no longer have to drive!

When you're in between,
you know where you've been
Does it really matter anymore?

Passion

Written By: Fen Ikner

Passion.
Passion.

Passion.

If you want my love,
then ya gotta know
about the feelings deep,
deep inside of my face.
If you wanna touch me,
then you gotta go
to the goldmine in my pants.
DIG IN!!

A: Are those new shoes?
B: Why yes, they are!
A: They bring out your eyes.
Both: Thank you for the compliment. Compliment!
B: I like your shoes.
A: Your hair smells nice.
B: Would you like a mint?
Both: Thank you for the compliment. Compliment!

In the mystical forest beyond the trees,
there lived a gnome, his name was Fluffyboobs.
He longs for the touch of a woman's hair...
...oh, so soft!

Then I come around again and then I go around again
and them I come around again and them I go around.
HEY!!

Open your legs-
gonna ride into your subway station!
ALL ABOARD!
chuggachuggachuggachuggachugga
chuggachuggachuggachuggachugga
WHOO WHOOOOO!

Raton en la pared
comiendo su queso.
La senora de la casa con escoba...
Raton en el piso,
bailando con amor.
Mujer bailando con terremoso y
VOCIFARA!

YOU'RE BURNING WITH DESIRE!
AND THE FLAMES ARE MADE OF FIRE!

Hey now mama, there's a ladybug on your shoulder.
Hey now pa, there's a tarantula on your shoe.
Late at night, I hear the call of the ol' grasshopper,
and in the the darkness shine the eyes of that ol' raccoon.

YO YO YO YO YO!
I PLAY BASKETBALL!
UH, I PLAY BASKETBALL, YO YO YO YO!
I PLAY BASKETBALL, YO YO YO YO!
I PLAY BASKETBALL!
I DO IT IN THE FALL!

He is the one!
He is the one!
That guy right there is my Lord!

Gonna unwrap you under the Christmas tree.
S'time for the holidays- you and me.
Gonna unwrap you under the Christmas tree.
Time for the holidays- cookie cookie.

My pal Bert don't eat no dirt.
That's why they call him Bert who don't eat dirt.

Reconstructive surgery,
build a better nose for you and me!
Reconstructive surgery,
Aye! No no no nose, I cannot wear
this nose of mine no more!

Him have long hair like sexxy man.
(in the face of the pretty pretty!)
Him wet, my wet with sexxy juice.
(I feel you good good, deep in the face, feel!)
Him have bare chest like sexxy godd!
(Yeah yeah, sexy face cool!)
Him have long hair like sexxy man.
(I touch your face, deep, deep in the face!)

Oatmeal's on the table,
mama's on the table too.
She makes a good, honest living,
so brother, tell me why don't you?
Hey, Mr. Suitpants:
Listen to the sound of America!
Oh, Mr. Suitpants:
Listen to the sound of America!

Lady-
you know what I want.
Don't you turn away from my lips.
Lady-
open your foaming mouth,
and receive the gift baskey of dreams!

Bring it!
Bring it!
Bring it!
Bring it!
Bring it!
Bring it!
Bring it!
Bring it!
Bring it!
Bring it!
Bring it just like that!

I don't wanna live with this horn in my head.
I don't wanna live- I'd rather be dead.

In my lower intestine,
in my lower intestine,
there's a blockage the size of a grapefruit,
and it won't come out.

Hey baby, aw baby.
You're so cute when you're mad, you know?
Hey, baby, baby, BABY!
She meant nothing to me baby, and you know it!
You know how I get when I'm drunk, yeah!
You said you wanted space!
Baby, I got needs!

Zhonas. (Jap. translation: Passion)

Well I ran into the devil.
He said "boy gimme dem dere shoes."
Well I ran into the devil.
He said "boy gimme dem dere shoes."
Well, he fixed my feet all evil.
Now I got them demon cobbler blues.

Indecent exposure, turn me loose.
Indecent exposure is indecent abuse!
Don't let me know what you're doing to me.
Can't you see that it's insanity?!

Panda bears, Koalas too!
Let's go to the zoo!
Balloons balloons!
Goin' to the zoo on Thursday
afternoon
to early evening.

Well I'm built for speed
and I'm built for pride,
and I'm made in the USA!
When America's knockin' at your door,
you better get out of the way,
cuz we're driving a
FORD FREEDOMMAKER!
I said I'm driving a
FORD FREEDOMMAKER!
FORD TOUGH!

You've got fingers for a reason,
and them fingers made for teasin'.
Oh, girl!
Oh, girl, let me lick your
Ladyfingers!
Ladyfingers!
Ladyfingers!
I wanna put 'em in my mouth, your
Ladyfingers!
Ladyfingers!
Ladyfingers!

Passion? Passion. Passion!

I have a hammer,
two trucks and a dream.
Her peppermint shoes
dance the waltz on a dime.

When I see the ladies in their tight tight skirts,
it's hard to believe that they came from dirt!

A: I'm sittin' on the ledge,
brushin' my hair,
my golden locks.
A deer runs by!

B: Cuz you know I like the long walks on the beach.
I like shrimp dinners.
I tips the waiter.

You've got to
roll with the punches
but be weary of the blows.
You've got to
get an understanding, honey,
that's just the way life goes.
There are half a million people
just in Canada alone.
You've got to
roll with the punches
and be weary of the blows.

Passion...

Pinkeye, whoah!

Won't you gimme my
Price Gun!
Gonna mark you down,
gonna make you real chea

Discography

Hero Alligator (solo record)- TBA (2008)
Knife Crazy- TBA (2008)
Mexican Cession- Sleeps With the Fishes (2007)
Happy Roving Troubadours- Pet Sounds (2007)
Knife Crazy- Delicious Delicious Science (2006)
Passion Passion Passion (2006)

Set List

I prefer that sets be half an hour to an hour, and no more.