Dick Venom & the Terrortones

Dick Venom & the Terrortones

 Nottingham, England, GBR
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UltraSonic FuckerPhonic 60s Garage Rockabilly Filth. B-Movie looks, Rock n Roll Hooks, Fuzztonal Sleaze and Hits to Please.

Biography

“A Punk Rock Orgy of Psychobilly Madness, Brilliantly Arrogant and Totally Raucous” – Left Lion

“Hands In Ya Pants Punk Rock” – Trent FM

Dick Venom & the Terrortones are a Nottingham four-piece... Dick Venom, Vicky Twist, Wrex St.Clair and SugarBeats.

In less than a year we’ve torn through venues and festivals in UK with our high class mix of RockabillySleaze, B-Movie Looks and RocknRoll Hooks.

Having supported the likes of The Meteors, De Staat, Speed Kings and Zombina and the Skelitons and been selected to play at this year’s Glastonbudget festival, we’ve gained an unrivalled reputation for our HighEnergy LeatherClad HipHammerin StageBatterin Antics.

“OverSexed, Loud and Retro-Proud. A must for fans of Cramps, Bad Seeds and 50’s Desert Garage” – I’m Not From London

Lyrics

RockinRollin VampreMan

Written By: Dick Venom & the Terrortones

I got
Sunglasses at night
Sunglasses indoors
Sunglasses in a solar eclipse
Sunglasses at dawn
I got
Leather pants in the evening
Leather pants in the day
Leather pants from the womb to the tomb
Leather pants in the grave

I’m a rock and rolling vampire man
With rock and rolling vampire fangs
Bite
My therapist don’t understand
I have to bite it’s who I am
Bite

I got
Pet bats in the pantry
Pet bats in the cave
Pet bats in the pit of my pants
Pet bats on the brain
I got
Two teeth in your sweet skin
Two bright white canines
Two teeth in your jugular
Two bites and you’re mine

I’m a rock and rolling vampire man
With rock and rolling vampire fangs
Bite
My therapist don’t understand
I have to bite it’s who i am
Bite

Attack of the 50ft Frankenbride

Written By: Dick Venom & the Terrortones

20.000 Leagues Under the sheets
20.000 volts under her bolts
20.000 metric tonnes of fun
My fifty foot frankenbride makes me cum

Attack, attack
Attack of my fifty foot frankenbride

20.000 beads of sweat on her legs
20.000 double D measurement chest
20.000 fathom capacity fanny
For my 20.000 depth charged speed seed daemons

Attack, attack
Attack of my fifty foot frankenbride

20.000 millimetres hip to hip
20.000 suckers on each of her lips
20.000 men have tried to tame her
But I’m my frankenbride’s creator

Attack, attack
Attack of my fifty foot frankenbride

Stench Trench

Written By: Dick Venom & the Terrortones

I wanna pat your snatch
i wanna pet your peggy sue
i wanna make myself a captain
and command your skin canoe

I wanna crash my buddy holly
In your cotton candy mound
I wanna feel your ninja boot
Kick me to the ground

Stench Trench Stench Trench
I got I got
Trench Rot Stench Rot

I wanna hide in Cupid’s cupboard
I wanna taste your honey hive
I wanna find your slice of heaven
I wanna see your juke box jive

I Wanna see my man mahoo-ha
In your velvetine vahoo-ha
I wanna challenge you to beat me
At a round of skinny hoopla

Stench Trench Stench Trench
I got I got
Trench Rot Stench Rot

I wanna kiss your golly molly
Wanna smell your daffodil
I wanna sniff your pretty kitty
Wanna mow your grassy hill

I wanna delve into your Melvin
I wanna see your wizard’s sleeve
But most of all i want your ginger whisky biscuit
Whiskers on my cheeks

Stench Trench Stench Trench
I got I got
Stench Rot Stench Rot

CycleDyke Blues

Written By: Dick Venom & the Terrortones

I got dry lips, Doc,
And finger tips that tremble,
I get weak at the knees
When I see how she’s assembled

She’s the sweetest peach I ever seen
But she just aint that in to me
Well I don’t know what to do
With my cycle dyke blues

She’s the archetypal
Motor cycle queen all
Buckles, boots and kitty suits
I’m done for

That girl she gives me heart attack
All dressed up like a vampire bat
Well I don’t know what to do
With my cycle dyke blues

I don’t sleep right, Doc,
My heart beat’s done gone tripled
I chew through pants
With my king kong ding dong dribble

I wanna be her blistered twister mat
But she says she just aint in to that
Well I don’t know what to do
With my cycle dyke blues

Be my thigh high buckle booted buckaroo tonight
Be my thigh high buckle booted buckaroo tonight
Be my frantic panting panty antic pride
Be my thigh high buckle booted buckaroo tonight

No I don’t know what to do
With my cycle dyke blues

Discography

Available to hear online:
CycleDyke Blues
RockinRollin Vampireman
Science Friction
Attack of the 50ft Frankenbride
Stench Trench
D. V. Symphony
Terrortone Pheromone

Available podcasts: Left Lion, Antipop

Vinyl EP and Comic 'RockinRollin vampireMan' out spring 2011

Set List

Lilly & the Killers
Attack of the 50ft Frankenbride
DV Symphony
CycleDyke Blues
Stench Trench
Terrortone Pheromone
Test Tube Floozy Goo
RockinRollin VampireMan
One Eyed Jesus
Sympathy for the Horny Devil
Witch Doctor Disco Dancer