Duran Duran Duran

DURANDURANDURAN will eliminate the race problem in a very simple way:

1. A general ban on sexual intercourse between people with the same skin color;

2. The DURANDURANDURAN women will be sent on impregnation safaris to countries with people with a different color of skin

3. Only female tourists with another skin color may visit DURANDURANDURAN. The skin color of the future DURANDURANDURAN people will be gray.

DURANDURANDURAN's years of indiscretion:

Until now, all revolutions made the mistake of not going far enough in radically destroying traditional structures. They always let remnants of old institutions survive, and thus give reactionary powers the possibility to heat-up the old sauce once again.

DURANDURANDURAN will not make this mistake.

DURANDURANDURAN will destroy all structures that are older than one minute, without exception.

The civil servant machinery that until now survived all revolutions and upheavals will be totally smashed, down to the last oversleeve.

DURANDURANDURAN also doesn't shrink from shitting on every finger that taps a typewriter key.

The first years of DURANDURANDURAN rule will be solely devoted to the destruction of traditional values.

DURANDURANDURAN: it is always somewhat expensive to have special tastes.
DURANDURANDURAN: enjoy the new age in style.
DURANDURANDURAN, fresh breath, loved by all.
DURANDURANDURAN follows strange paths.
DURANDURANDURAN is in love with violet.