Dysphemistic

Dysphemistic

 Los Angeles, California, USA
BandMetalComedy

An aggressive & fun metal/hardcore band with a growing notoriety for its wild, animated stage shows. The pioneers of Porncore sound like Lamb of God vs Mike Patton. Featured on Playboy Radio & at the Hustler Store. The word "dysphemistic" is the opposite of euphemistic, ie purposely offensive.

Biography

Dysphemistic is an aggressive and fun metal/hardcore band with a growing notoriety for its wild and animated stage shows. They are the pioneers of Porncore and were hand selected by Metal Sanaz to be direct support for Genitorturers at the Viper Room. Wry, their filthy mouthed and comedic frontman, has been featured on nationwide Playboy Radio during primetime. Along with the band's musical influences, which include Lamb of God, Refused, Mastodon, Tool, and Mike Patton. Wry also cites offensive and dark comedic influences such as Doug Stanhope, Bill Hicks, and Richard Pryor. Dysphemistic performs at the Viper Room, Knitting Factory, The Whisky, The Dragonfly and other venues throughout the greater Los Angeles area. They were selected by legendary promoter Stan Kent to perform inside the Hustler Store of Hollywood. The word "dysphemistic" is defined as the opposite of euphemistic. It is the antithesis of being polite and politically correct. Basically, it means purposely offensive. And... Go Fuck Yourself.

Lyrics

I'm the Problem

Written By: Dysphemistic, lyrics: Wry

I'm the problem
I'm the problem
I'm I'm I'm the problem
I'm so fucked!

I know. Don't you know that I'm the problem? And where I'm trying to go you shouldn't follow. Until the wants supersede what should be what only needs. Secede and succumb.

Americans, the ignorant, and the whole world can't live like I am. We're fucked!

I'm the problem.
Hypocrite? I'll admit my black teeth reek of shit.

Why don't you claim your complaint and solve the problem? I know. I try every day, but
still I succumb until the wants supersede what should be only needs. I concede and succumb. Where did you go? Did you go forget your regret? And while you're at it just go and press the reset. Fuck it away and betray all the days that were made for the next generation.

Americans, the ignorant, and the whole world can't live like I am. The whole world can't live like I am.

I succumb. The whole world can't live like I am.
I succumb. The whole world can't live like I am.

Americans, the ignorant, and the whole world can't live like I am. The whole world can't live like I am. We're fucked!

I'm the problem. I'm the problem.
I'm the problem. I'm the problem.

I know. Don't you know that I'm the problem? And where I'm trying to go you shouldn't follow. Until the wants supersede what should be what only needs. Secede and succumb.

No Control

Written By: Dysphemistic, lyrics: Wry

We're laissez faire. Free from the bondage of your liberty. Let do and
let pass, the world goes on coercing my individuality. Negative
liberty destroys the law. We're laissez faire.

No law, we're laissez faire
No law, we're laissez faire
No law, we're laissez faire

Freedom to reach potentiality... No freedom for us, so fuck restraint,
dogma, decrees. It's a lie, passe, cliche, and now our time has come
to be the law.

We're laissez faire
No law, we're laissez faire
No law, we're laissez faire

They're so controlling, coercing, cajoling, patrolling

No law, we're laissez faire
No law, we're laissez faire
No law, we're laissez faire
No law, we're laissez faire

They're so controlling, coercing, cajoling, patrolling
They won't control me, coerce me, cajole me, patrol me.
They won't control me.

ATM (Ass to Mouth)

Written By: Dysphemistic, lyrics: Wry

So we meet this chick after the show, right? And she's like, "Hey, you guys are pretty good." So I get this chick's number. I get back to my apartment at 3 in the fucking morning. I call her up. 15 fucking minutes later, she shows up right at my goddamn doorstep, drops right to her fucking knees like a good little slut, and starts sucking me off. And she's, uh, she's pretty good at what she does. So I let it her go at it for a couple minutes, until my goddamn nosy neighbor sticks his head out the doorway. He looks down the fucking hall and sees her sucking right there on the doorstep. So I pick her up by the back of the hair, lift her to her feet again, shove her in my fucking apartment, and it's my goddamn fucking lucky day, because she's a dirty little slut that likes it in the ass.

You will suck, assfuck, and suck ass. You will suck, assfuck and suck...


Like I said if I haven't already said it, it's my goddamn fucking lucky day, because she's a dirty little slut that likes to get fucked in the ass. So I give it to her full fucking force, just like she goddamn likes it. But I'm not through with this little slut yet. O, no. I take my big dirty cock right out of her little asshole, shove it right back in her whore of a mouth until tears well up in the corners of her eyes, and she fucking vomits.

You will suck, assfuck, and suck ass.
You will suck, assfuck and suck...
suck… suck… suck...

ATM! ATM! ATM!

Now you will do just ass, just as you're told.
I can't and won't hold back my fucked up demands.
Now call your friends. Have them join in.
Now call your friends. Have them join in.
So now call your girlfriend.
Now call your girlfriends. Have them join in.

You know what I'm fucking talking about. You little perverts. A little ass to mouth. Some ATM, baby.

You will suck, assfuck, and suck ass. You will suck, assfuck and suck...

ATM! ATM! ATM!

Now you will do just ass, just as you're told.
I can't and won't hold back my fucked up demands.

ATM!

Now call your friends. Have them join in.
Now call your friends. Have them join in.
So now call your girlfriend.
Now call your girlfriends. Have them join in.

You motherfucking, sucking, cunting, shitting ass of a goddamn whore. Lick my taint and suck my fucking asshole, you blue balled bitch. Like a skank ass dirty slut, you'll take it and fucking like it, because I goddamn said so. And my cock will fit in every single fuck hole that I call my goddamn fuck toy. You dirty little bitch of a fucking whore. I love you.

Drown

Written By: Dysphemistic, lyrics: Wry

My own reflection is afraid of me. Avoid my eyes... avoid. Echoed reflections will avoid my eyes this time. This night I must drown all doubting weakness born from my loss. My loss changes the cause. You never once even thought, considered the pain that you've wrought inflicted on victims, survivors, and God. Consider the pain that you've wrought

You're the reason for vengeance, for turning off my conscience. Decapitation to join my severed head collection. The reason for vengeance, for turning off my conscience, for action, no caution, I put a price on your head. Even death can't pay your debt

Now I drown in my own doubt.
Now I drown. Now I drown in my own doubt

You're the reason for vengeance, for turning off my conscience. Decapitation to join my severed head collection. The reason for vengeance, for turning off my conscience, for action, no caution, I put a price on your head. Even death can't pay your debt.

Now drown in my own doubt. You cannot drown my doubt. Now drown in my own doubt. You cannot drown my doubt. You cannot drown my doubt. You cannot drown my doubt.

You're the reason for vengeance, for turning off my conscience. Decapitation to join my severed head collection. The reason for vengeance, for turning off my conscience, for action, no caution, I put a price on your head. Even death can't pay your debt.

Death cannot pay your debt.
Not even death can pay your debt.

Now I drown in my own doubt, no I won't. No, I won't drown... drown... drown in my doubt.
Now I drown in my own doubt, no I won't. No, I won't drown... drown... drown in my doubt.

My own reflection is afraid of me. Avoid my eyes... avoid. Echoed reflections will avoid my eyes this time. I must drown all doubting weakness. Drown all doubting weakness. Drown all doubting weakness. Even death can't pay your debt.

Lead Me Astray

Written By: Dysphemistic, lyrics: Wry

One fine day, this is one fine day
One fine day of new infamy
This is the day their Lord has made?
Leaders rejoice and be glad
Lead astray turn your eyes away

No powder snows on the powers that be.

Two steel birds shocked the world this day
This is the day their Lord has made?
Leaders rejoice and be glad
Lead astray turn your eyes away

No powder snows on the powers that be.

Await a tragedy so no one sees they hide hypocrisies
The opportunity to rally the Plebs
Create a tragedy and lead me astray

One fine day of infamy
One fine day of infamy

One fine day, one fine day, one fine day!

They await a tragedy so no one can see they hide hypocrisies
The opportunity to rally the Plebs
Create a tragedy and lead me astray

Send your daughters!
You won't send your daughters
You won't send your daughters
You won't send your daughters
You might send your sons

Don't tell me to fight your battles
If your daughters won't be sent