E. Victor Mann

E. Victor Mann

BandPopAdult Contemporary

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Santa's Crack

Written By: Richard Alan Holaway

Santa’s Crack!

Late one Christmas Eve
I was downstairs by my tree
The snow was piling up outside

Thoughts of brand new toys -
for little girls and boys
I began to drift away

I started to get tired,
I fell into a dream

Oh, visions filled my head -
I should have been in bed
I didn't hear the sleigh outside

Reindeer on my roof -
Saint Nick was on the loose
He was putting gifts beneath my tree

I woke to see a big surprise,
Cuz right before my eyes,
I saw Santa's crack!
Santa's crack!
He bent over it was looking back
Santa's crack! Santa's crack!
About gave me a heart attack!

I sprang up to my feet -
my heart had skipped a beat
He just smiled and looked my way

Then he chuckled very low -
he laughed his ho ho ho
As if he knew just what to say

"It's Christmas don't you know" he said,
"you should have been in bed"
But, Santa's crack! Santa's crack!
He bent over it was looking back
Santa's crack! Santa's crack!
About gave me a heart attack!

Well, all the elves have seen it -
to them it's a daily show
And if you ever saw it,
You might even say it glows

Oh Santa's crack! Santa's crack!
He bent over it was looking back
Santa's crack! Santa's crack!
About gave me a heart attack!
Santa's crack! Santa's crack!
I hope you never see that Santa's crack!
Santa's crack! Santa's crack!
I never wanna see that Santa's crack no more!