Evil Nine

Evil Nine

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They will make you laugh, yet tremble with fear. They will make you feel that the world has come to an end. They will make you question your own sanity. They will make you thirst for blood, for the taste of flesh—or at the very least, get you to dance your ass off like a motherfucker.

Biography

Evil Nine have experienced huge success the world over releasing 2 critically acclaimed albums "You Can Be Special Too' & 'They Live' collaborating with the likes of Aesop Rock, E-LP, Autokratz, Juice Aleem, Toastie Taylor & Emily Breeze. Tom Beaufoy and Pat Pardy first combined skills in 1998 and were quickly identified as a quality DJ/Producer duo by Adam freeland who signed them to his Marine Parade label. Since then each of their releases has distinguished Evil Nine as innovators who refuse to blend into the scene. Deriving their musical flavour from multiple influencespost punk, italio disco, electro, classic power ballads, techno, krautrock, yacht rock, hip hop & 80's electronic movie soundtracks - they create an original and minimal sound packed with emotive ability.have always avoided being pigeon holed. Forthcoming remixes of NASA, The Temper Trap, Juice Aleem & Ian Brown are imminent whilst the duo are currently working on new material for release on Marine Parade.

Lyrics

Crooked

Written By: Evil Nine Feat. Aesop Rock


[Intro]
Shh... the baby is sleeping
A blind date with CNN
a click
ouch
a click of beer man, that's the 10 year old
motherfucking deep space evil nine milliemeter
white noise television
fucking 3am
gotta wonder if the roach was invented in my kitchen
shut the fuck up
don't wanna hear that shit
backwards
with the volume up to keep it all out
WE
na na na na
WE Don't ..

[Chorus]
we don't like it when the city lights start fading
when the city lights fading then we can't get down (ok)
we don't like it when the city people act crooked
when the city people crooked then we can't get down (ok)
we don't like it when the city pidgeons break wings
when the pidgeons break wings then we can't get down (ok)
we don't like it when the city fire starts spreading
when the city fire's spreading then we can't get down (YO!)

[Verse]
Soup'ed up in it, crook with a cord
with a cord with a two tonne gimmick
Deep space evil nine millimetre gimme
damn needle point in this pin cushion family
Hot dam at the N.Y. resin
I soaked the bad air, the smoke we sold
So I'll stop, child’s smile like a moby cobra,
low key dozer revoked me ultra,
… to promote the ulcer
chug, dro bear hug wrote the folk lore
see the man … branch off strange when he willow
weep till the face go paisley
… bad brains dumb dumb brainiac bust out, girder, flushed out
… burn curdle in the dirt like its
Been all night at the earthworm church

- Bang-
clash with the ants and termites
ride through the wheels and fall off the dirt bike
well I still hold diamonds by the caseload
hide the prescription, miller said I’m stable
A R strike the pause
Put the flaws in a box with a … fuck off
Mallet for the media, mallet for the laws
dragging a mallet through the city when he walks
subliminal is so nineties, get wit it,
im more like bird watch then a mobster look

it goes dem’s good deeds
… stomach churning, round 2, quick, south of the sternum
what it is now, verse what it was, beat myself till the pain came up

dork faced boy got apocalypse charm
with a yellowy grin, metal thin, metal limb
metal kicks kiss metal bricks, kiss metal
metal with this an anti bliss missile
close to the fire when I bare skin lie
leave me the idiot box I’m fine
but if i gotta see another roller skating parrot
on animal planet on a needle point eye
eye to the needle, clean set of chompers
made me a demo tape, … mobsters
go ahead y'all flap y'all chops
they stick wid it till their face fall off

And the evilest of nine's guaranteed to shoot crooked
And the evilest of nine's guaranteed to shoot crooked
And the evilest of nine's guaranteed to shoot crooked
And the evilest of nine's guaranteed to shoot crooked

Off your fucking mind
shoot crooked

[Chorus]
we don't like it when the city lights start fading
when the city lights fading then we can't get down (ok)
we don't like it when the city people act crooked
when the city people crooked then we can't get down (ok)
we don't like it when the city pidgeons break wings
when the pidgeons break wings then we can't get down (ok)
we don't like it when the city fire starts spreading
when the fire's spreading then we can't get down

[Verse]
I met a girl with an angel face and two devil horns pokin out maybe with her brains replaced
She said walk to the store with her, ok
bought a carton of squares, I think I fell in love today
Now whats a pretty little thing like you doing walking with a condor circle when the city lights fade
dead walk only to redig the graves
and make it big enough to fit tv's and microwaves
Ooooh she didnt say shit (nup)
Smiles that could melt the gloss off your whip
And before I could ask her about her high wire, homegirl walked face first straight through the fire
kill the pigs and poke th lump with a fork
if it all bleeds y’all need to shut the oven door
Here half worm dirt in the mouth
so its raining mud when the tongue lash out
cool beans, perfect dope
like Aes with a rafter and 6 feet of rope
... spill out hate in all sections,
you can get fucked when you standing at attention

And the evilest of nine's guaranteed to shoot crooked
And the evilest of nine's guaranteed to shoot crooked
And the evilest of nine's guaranteed to shoot crooked
And the evilest of nine's guaranteed to shoot crooked

Fix the fucking antenna

[Chorus]
we don't like it when the city lights start fading
when the city lights fading then we can't get down (ok)
we don't like it when the city people act crooked
when the city people crooked then we can't get down (ok)
we don't like it when the city pidgeons break wings
when the pidgeons break wings then we can't get down (ok)
we don't like it when the city fire starts spreading
when the fire's spreading then we can't get down (ok)

[outro]
no doubt
he ain’t, he ain’t got a gun in no shoebox
Face to the floor drop it
Still carry the evilest nine weapons

Pearl Shot

Written By: Evil Nine feat. Juice Aleem

Waste your time, waste your time, waste your time,
You aint never gonna mess with my mind
Waste your time, waste your time, waste your time,
You aint never gonna mess with my mind

Waste your time, waste your time, waste your time,
You aint never gonna mess with my mind
Waste your time, waste your time, waste your time,
You aint never gonna mess with my mind

Dont waste your time, girl
Dont miss your turn, girl
Give me a twirl, girl
I'll put it in you
Deep with rhythm of pop
It dont stop
I'm the king of hip hop
I can make your knees drop, girl

Give me your time, girl
Come blow my mind, girl
You can do it oh my gosh it's not a crime, girl
I'll be your man, girl
Your superman, girl
I'll put in you
Won't you know this aint shit girl

Waste your time, waste your time, waste your time,
You aint never gonna mess with my mind
Waste your time, waste your time, waste your time,
You aint never gonna mess with my mind

Waste your time, waste your time, waste your time,
You aint never gonna mess with my mind
Waste your time, waste your time, waste your time,
You aint never gonna mess with my mind

Put it on me
You're doin sweet, girl
You was my ex, girl
Now you my next, girl
You cast a hex, girl
Bitin' in my neck, girl
You was like dracula
But i let loose a pearl

Shot to your neck, girl
Back back drop, girl
Bow down stop, girl
Don't stop get it, girl
It's your world, girl
You be a squirrel, girl
Go get a nut, girl

I'll be a good guy
Put it to you so fly
Superfly
Nearly six feet high
Still taller than the sky
The sky aint blue
And the sea aint too
It's just me baby me baby
Me for you
SOOOO

Waste your time, waste your time, waste your time,
You aint never gonna mess with my mind
Waste your time, waste your time, waste your time,
You aint never gonna mess with my mind

Waste your time, waste your time, waste your time,
You aint never gonna mess with my mind
Waste your time, waste your time, waste your time,
You aint never gonna mess with my mind

Show me
Dont blow me
Act as if you dont
Know me
I'm not bonin' you too much
I'm not touching you enough
Wanna give you rough, tough, yea
Extra lovin stuff
Pumpin pumpin
Show you i'm a good guy

I got ya morphin
Kick out the chicken stuff
Done it like Jimmy Buffett
He used to sing girl
Now i sing for you yea
Doing my thing, girl
There you go again
Look who made me king, girl

Whatchya doin...hey

Waste your time, waste your time, waste your time,
You aint never gonna mess with my mind
Waste your time, waste your time, waste your time,
You aint never gonna mess with my mind

Waste your time, waste your time, waste your time,
You aint never gonna mess with my mind
Waste your time, waste your time, waste your time,
You aint never gonna mess with my mind

Lean on a crucifix
deep in my mind put it deep six
I was let flying like a sheep
Though the deep shit
Crucifix, mista masicks pa ticks
And using me, mess around with it
Oh my gosh it's so confusingly

Blew my mind, they blew my mind, they blew my mind
They waste my time, they waste my time, they waste my time
Blew my mind, they blew my mind, they blew my mind
They waste my time, they waste my time, they waste my time

Blew my mind, they blew my mind, they blew my mind
They waste my time, they waste my time, they waste my time
Blew my mind, they blew my mind, they blew my mind
They waste my time, they waste my time, they waste my time

Discography

Releases:
Less Stress / Special Move (12") Marine Parade 2000
Technology / Big Game Hunter (12") Marine Parade 2000
4 Vini - Breaks 12 Inch (12") Botchit & Scarper 2002
Cakehole (12") Marine Parade 2002
Cakehole (12", Promo, W/Lbl) Marine Parade 2002
For Lovers, Not Fighters (12") Marine Parade 2003
Crooked (12") Marine Parade 2004
Restless (12") Marine Parade 2004
Restless (CDr) Marine Parade 2004
You Can Be Special Too (CD, Album) Marine Parade 2004
You Can Be Special Too (An Album) (2xLP) Marine Parade 2004
Pearl Shot (12") Marine Parade 2005
Pearl Shot (12", Promo) Marine Parade 2005
Y4K (CD) Distinct'ive Breaks Records 2005
Y4K (CD, Mixed, Comp, Promo) Distinct'ive Breaks Records 2005
FabricLive. 28 (CD) Fabric (London) 2006
FabricLive. 28 (CD, Promo) Fabric (London) 2006
FabricLive. 28 (Radio Mix) (CD, Promo) Fabric (London) 2006
They Live! (12") Marine Parade 2008

Set List

1 Feed on you
2 The Wait
3 All the Cash
4 They Live!
5 Ngempa Guzom
6 How Do We Stop the Normals?
7 Dead Man Coming
8 Set It Off
9 Behemoth
10 Born Again
11 Twist the Knife
12 Luke Goss
13 Icicles
14 Crooked
15 For Lovers Not Fighters
16 Restless