Fat Cyclist

Fat Cyclist

 Swansea, Wales, GBR
BandAlternativePop

Fat Cyclists music is like a weird, socially inept, unmarried uncle at your sisters wedding.

Biography

Fat Cyclists music is approximately 350 times better than snow patrols. And 290 times better than The Vaccines.

Lyrics

we are the eunuch's

Written By: Fat Cyclist

We are the middle aged eunuch's
you won't change our minds,
our decision is made, these things they just get in the way,

We are no different, we are all the same,

you wont change my mind mother, I don't care what dad might say,
you haven't lost your son, it's just that he has changed,

We are no different, we are all the same, but it when it comes to what's halfway up our body then you must look again, when it comes to what's halfway up our body then you must look again x 2

Discography

I believe that radio airplay is for the weak. I do not need Fearne Cotton to play my music to an audience of imbeciles to know that it is currently the best music in the world