Figghole

Figghole

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Figghole is a New York City based cockrockacy band focusing on politically-charged satire and the occasional break-up song. The band is made up of Tony and Grammy award-winning and nominated artists and a couple other guys.

Biography

Figghole is a New York City based cockrockacy band focusing on politically-charged satire and the occasional break-up song. Their recent smash hit about Sarah Palin, appropriately entitled "Red, White & MILF" earned them the #1 Entertainment video on YouTube, national radio play and press from Atlantic Magazine ("the new face of republicanism" --Andrew Sullivan), Salon.com ("sexist, clever pop commentary" --Tracy Clark-Flory) and The Guardian's 'Broadsheet' ("Over the past few days..."Red, White & MILF" has appeared all over the internet.") The band is made up of Tony and Grammy award-winning and nominated artists and a couple other guys.

Lyrics

Red, White & MILF

Written By: David Beame, Martin Bejerano, Alex Lacamoire

Verse 1:
She came to us from the hills of Wasilla
The babes are hot but the winters are a killa’
She knows lots of politics, that’s for sure
Her religion, beliefs, virginity are pure

She eats red meat: cow, veal or moose
You know that goodness juices her caboose
Stiletto heels, living off the land
Pit bull in lipstick, shotgun in hand

Pre Chorus:
I – I – I - See Russia From My House!

Chorus:
Sarah Palin, Queen of the Wild Frontier
Shootin’ wolves from helicopters
And drinkin’ Miller beer
She don’t know much about politics,
But we don’t care around here.
So raise the flag,
Touch yourself,
And get behind the red, white and MILF.

Verse 2:
She might not know about foreign stuff,
She might not know about knowin’ stuff,
But our Sarah-girl knows how to lie
Just to get her slice of American pie.

The mayor of Meth-town, USA,
Got a twenty, you can party, in Wasilla you can play,
Sarah’s hot, but for even somethin’ hotter
A dipshit with a hockey stick can shag her teenage daughter.

Pre Chorus:
I – I – I - See Russia From My House!

Chorus:
Sarah Palin, Queen of the Wild Frontier
Shootin’ wolves from helicopters
And drinkin’ Miller beer
She don’t know much about politics,
But we don’t care around here.
So raise the flag,
Touch yourself,
And get behind the red, white and MILF.

Bridge:
This is the bridge
It’s the Bridge to Nowhere
Thanks but no thanks
It’s the Bridge to Nowhere

Pre Chorus:
I – I – I - See Russia From My House!

Chorus:
Sarah Palin, Queen of the Wild Frontier
Shootin’ wolves from helicopters
And drinkin’ Miller beer
She don’t know much about politics,
But we don’t care around here.
So raise the flag,
Touch yourself,
And get behind the red, white and MILF.

Discography

The Pappy Song EP
Stick It In Your Ear EP

Set List

Pappy Song
3 Uterus Ditty
Boccelism
Guantanho
Red, White & MILF