Formulated Fame

"We sound like a Yo-Yo hitting a Midget in the face."
-- Bryken, Lead Vocals --

"Two Words: Crazy Music."
-- Mike, Rhythm Guitar --

"We sound like PopCORE with extra Butter!"
-- Saule Goode, Drums --

"I don't do interviews unless they take me out for dinner first."
-- Karl, Bass --

"We sound like we?fre gonna be famous."
-- Sandman, Lead Guitar --

?@ All egos and mental health disorders aside, this band seems like it has the material to back those statements up.

First formed in 2005, Audio Asylum started out as a high school band and grown into a local Hardcore Powerhouse. Driven by original members ?eSaul Goode?f on Drums, ?eSandman?f on Lead Guitar and Mike on Rhythm Guitar, the band started recording their first demo in 2007.

After auditioning for vocalists, they happened on versatile Singer/Screamer ?eBryken?f and released their Demo "Shadow Before the Storm" in 2008. ?eTombak?f later joined the group on Bass to complete their line-up.

Then something snapped...

The band that was formally called 'Formulated Fame' had some sort of a meltdown. People were losing their minds, band members were freaking out over the smallest things and the drummer started wearing a mask. There was name-calling and plate-tossing and lie-detecting. There were Doctors and Stuffed Alligators and Gay Police chasing people around while calling them dicks. Everything was just upside down and inside out. Some people blamed the media. Some blamed the economy. While others blamed the Blue Cow from planet Zutron. All things considered, one thing was for sure... something had to be done.

An evil European Producer who snuck into the Country illegally inside an Emu Carcass saw potential in the band. He said, "Your name's great, but you have to write more music and cheat on your girlfriends." He locked them in their practice studio for weeks on end. He fed them sliced deli meat and triscuits under their door and made them urinate in water-bottles. They drank melted ice from their bar fridge and ate all the posters on the wall. They begged to be let out and the Evil Producer said, "NO! FINISH THE GOD-DAMNED EP YOU IDIOTS!"

After weeks and weeks, when they finally finished writing, they were let out. Soon after, they changed their name and continued to refuse cheating on their girlfriends to spite the Evil Producer. He was so angry but due to the audio induced orgasm he received from listening to their music, he didn't care and agreed to release a small taste of what was produced inside... the Audio Asylum.

Stay tuned. Something crazy is about to happen...