gary fogle

gary fogle

BandCountryComedy

My music is both traditional and contemporary country. It is often humurous or tongue-in-cheek.

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Lyrics

Lookin' for my Next Ex Wife

Written By: Gary Fogle

"LOOKIN' FOR MY NEXT EX WIFE"

(VERSE)
MET MY FIRST WIFE WHEN I WAS EIGHTEEN
SHE WAS HOT AND SEXY AND AN ABSOLUTE DREAM
WANTED TO DO ANYTHING I WANTED TO DO

SO WE GOT MARRIED AND IN A LITTLE OVER A YEAR
I SOON REALIZED MY WORST FEAR
SHE WAS MOODY AND DISTANT AND I KNEW WE WERE THROUGH

TOOK A LITTLE MORE TIME BEFORE MARRYING AGAIN
GOT THE OK FROM MOM AND SISTER AND MY BEST FRIEND
SAID "I DO" JUST KNOWING THIS MARRIAGE WOULD LAST

BUT IT ONLY TOOK LESS THAN A YEAR'S TIME
TO LEARN SHE WAS SET IN HER WAYS AND I WAS SET IN MINE
AND THAT MARRIAGE ALSO BECAME A THING OF THE PAST

(CHORUS)
BOY I SURE DO LOVE WOMEN
LOVE HAVIN' THEM IN MY LIFE
BUT WE MIX LIKE OIL AND WATER
SO I'M LOOKIN FOR MY NEXT EX WIFE

(VERSE)
WHEN I MET FUTURE EX NUMBER THREE
AT FIRST I THOUGHT SHE WAS THE PERFECT GIRL FOR ME
SHE LIKED TO DRINK BEER AND WATCH BALLGAMES ALL DAY

BUT I WANTED HER TO COOK AND CLEAN
NOT THAT I'M A MALE CHAUVINIST OR ANYTHING
AFTER THAT SHE PACKED HER THINGS AND MOVED AWAY

(REPEAT CHORUS)

(BRIDGE)
SO I'M LOOKIN' FOR ANOTHER EX
AND SHE IS SO HARD TO FIND
NEED TO FIND ONE WHO REALIZES
I'M RIGHT ALL THE TIME

(REPEAT CHORUS)

LYRICS BY: GARY FOGLE
502-494-0197

Think I'll Have a Beer

Written By: Gary Fogle

THINK I’LL JUST HAVE A BEER

VERSE
I WAS WATCHIN’ SPORTSCENTER, LAYIN’ ON THE COUCH
BUT MY LAZY NIGHT WAS OVER WHEN SHE WALKED IN THE HOUSE
SHE HAD THAT LOOK THAT SAID SHE WAS MAD AT ME
I SAT SCRATCHING MY HEAD WONDERING WHAT IT COULD BE

(((CHORUS)))
I’M IN THE DOGHOUSE AND THE DOG’S ON THE COUCH
FOR SOMETHING I DID I CAN’T SEEM TO FIGURE OUT
I SURE WISH WE COULD SETTLE THIS RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE
I KNOW I CAN’T WIN BUT I AIN’T GIVIN’ IN
THINK I’LL JUST HAVE A BEER

VERSE
IT WASN’T OUR ANNIVERSARY, THAT WAS STILL TWO MONTHS FROM NOW
NOT HER BIRTHDAY OR VALENTINE’S STILL, I’D MESSED UP SOMEHOW
IT MUST BE WRITTEN SOMEWHERE THEY OUTTA WARN ALL MEN ABOUT
SHE CAN GET ANGRY WHENEVER SHE LIKES AND IT’S A GAME FOR US TO FIGURE OUT
(((REPEAT CHORUS)))
BRIDGE
OH, SHE’LL TELL HER MOM WHY SHE’S MAD
HER SISTER AND HER GIRLFRIEND
THEN MAYBE, SHE’LL FILL ME IN

SO, THE NEXT TIME SHE’S MAD
AND I AIN’T GOT A CLUE
INSTEAD OF TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT
I’LL SEE IF SHE WANTS A BEER TOO

LYRICS BY: GARY FOGLE
502-494-0197