General Bastard

General Bastard

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Hailed by many as one of the greatest guitarists of our era General Bastard mixes original songs alongside TV themes like Laverne & Shirley & The Facts of Life.

Biography

Hailed by many as one of the greatest guitarists of our era General Bastard is a one man destruction crew playing all the instruments himself. Often accompanied by burlesque dancers on stage The General wows audiences with his guitar acrobats playing Songs, solos over the neck of his guitar and displaying an ability to play one handed solos using only his pickhand tapping on the fretboard with his fingers.

General Bastard also shows a diverse range of influences with songs ranging from Punk to metal to straight up surf music that would make Dick Dale himself proud and a knack for covering televison theme songs such as Laverne & Shirley, King of the hill and many others.

General Bastard songs are also filled with humour that hasn't been seen since the likes of Frank Zappa. Metal Maniacs magazine said this about General Bastard "Combining hilarious thought provoking original material alongside your favorite TV themes songs like Laverne & Shirley & Gilligans Island among others. The General will have you laughing and singing along all night long! He's not politically correct, he hates sissy rockers Like Scott Stapp & Creed, He sings about how "Emo Must Die" and "Simon Cowell is Fucking With Me" and other tender nuggets like "I Hope You Have a Heart Attack & Fucking Die". Part Big Time Wrestler, Part Bastardized General, Part Professional Pervert The General says the things we're all thinking, but are too afraid to talk about just in case big brother is scantering about."

Mteal Maniacs said "Combining hilarious thought provoking original material alongside your favorite TV themes songs like Laverne & Shirley & Gilligans Island among others. The General will have you laughing and singing along all night long! He's not politically correct, he hates sissy rockers Like Scott Stapp & Creed, He sings about how "Emo Must Die" and "Simon Cowell is Fucking With Me" and other tender nuggets like "I Hope You Have a Heart Attack & Fucking Die". Part Big Time Wrestler, Part Bastardized General, Part Professional Pervert The General says the things we're all thinking, but are too afraid to talk about just in case big brother is scantering about. He's your bestest buddy and will always be there to cheer you up when whiny emo bands and Scott Stapp try to bring you down".

Discography

The War on Sissy Rock 2007

Set List

General Bastard Boogie
(This Is Not)The American Dream
Laverne & Shirley
Sucks to Be You
Surf Bitch Surf
Easy To Say
Liquor & Whores
Punk Rockers
ThanksKilling
King of the Hill
Emo Must Die
Sex Drugs & Rock N Roll