George W. Bush Cover Band

George W. Bush Cover Band

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The poetry of W. without all that presidency

Biography

We've misunderestimated the president. All those moments of perceived ignorance and irony have been taken in the simple context of his speeches. The truth is that Mr. Bush has actually been dropping quotes from his own rock 'n roll. Don't believe us? We've compiled a record of W's material salvaged from his fabled "Oval Ranch", and we've recorded our interpretations. We are but humble musicians. We offer something greater.

Lyrics

My Base

Written By: George W. Bush

In my line of work you gotta keep repeating things
over and over and over again
for the truth to sink in
to kinda catapult the propaganda

This is an impressive crowd:
the haves and have-mores.
Some people call you the elite,
I call you my base

Pitbull on th’ Pantleg

Written By: George W. Bush


Let me make sure the seniors hear me loud and clear
they’ve had their chance to get something done
the thing that’s wrong with the French is they don’t have a word
for entrepreneur

I believe part of a hopeful society
is one in which somebody owns something
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity

I am the master of low expectations

I’m gonna spend a lot of time on social security
I enjoy it, I enjoy taking on the issue
guess it’s the mother in me

I put a good man in charge of this
he’s got him a PhD
here you got on stage a C-student and a PhD
and look who’s President

I believe part of a hopeful society
is one in which somebody owns something
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity

and so I want to be known as an ownership guy

I am the master of low expectations

A Good Night's Sleep on the Soil of a Friend

Written By: George W. Bush

This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating
success is not no violence
the important question is, ‘how many hands have I shaked?’

if this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier
just so long as I’m the dictator

I’m looking forward to a good night’s sleep on the soil of a friend

one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect
Iraq to the War on Terror
fool me once, shame on you
you can’t get fooled again

no doubt about it, it’s tough
they’re fighting so vociferously

it’s hard work it’s hard work it is hard work

I’m looking forward to a good night’s sleep on the soil of a friend

pass the mayo

Make the Pie Higher (Battling Green Eyeshades)

Written By: George W. Bush

We need to counter the shockwave of the Evil-Doer
by having individual rate-cuts accelerated
and by thinking about tax rebates

you bet I cut the taxes at the top
the really rich people figure out
how to dodge taxes anyway

make the pie higher

we’ve got battling green eyeshades

Discography

Hits from the Oval Ranch (released Nov. 4 2008)

Set List

Our live show features a multimedia presentation

1- My Base
2- Pitbull on th' Pantleg
3- Humans and Fish
4- Commander Guy
5- Learning
6- Soil of a Friend
7- Make the Pie Higher
8- God Speaks Through Me
9- Mission Accomplished