Golfing with OJ

Golfing with OJ

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Lyrics

Ca-li-4-ni-A

Written By: Blake Callens

Everything is so much better
Back in Ca-li-4-ni-A
All year long there's sunny weather
Back in Ca-li-4-ni-A

All the girls wear string bikinis
Back in Ca-li-4-ni-A
You will find all that you're needing
Back in Ca-li-4-ni-A

(Chorus:
And if you have money, everything's for free
As long as you are beautiful, you can do just as you please
You'll become a movie star, it won't take very long
'Cause the west coast is the bomb)

Cruise around in your Mercedes
Back in Ca-li-4-ni-A
You'll be gettin' all the ladies
Back in Ca-li-4-ni-A

Hangin' at the Playboy Mansion
Back in Ca-li-4-ni-A
Wearin' all the latest fasions
Back in Ca-li-4-ni-A

(Chorus)

Cardboard boxes fill the alleys
Back in Ca-li-4-ni-A
L.A.P.D. beats you bloody
Back in Ca-li-4-ni-A

Little boys are turnin' tricks, yeah
Back in Ca-li-4-ni-A
Just to pay for their next fix, yeah
Back in Ca-li-4-ni-A

(Chorus #2:
And if you have money, everything's for free
As long as you are beautiful, you can do just as you please
You'll be runnin' for your life, it won't take very long
'Cause the west coast is the bomb, it's the bomb, it's the bomb)

A Lesson to Be Learned

Written By: Blake Callens

Gazing at the TV screen
Not a damn thing to be seen
No substance, no prolifity
Just pompous personality

Don't be fat, don't be poor
Wear Versace, be a whore
Let's forget about the war
Go to the mall and buy some more

(Chorus:
Always sayin' how you want to keep it real
But all you really care about's your sex appeal
O-oh, o-oh, o-oh
Everybody thinks you have confidence
But I know it's just self defense
O-oh, o-oh, o-oh)

Pop out some kids then settle down
It used to be the other way around
But that's alright, don't get unwound
Leave 'em with your mom while you hit the town

There's no need to go to school
Just find a guy to take care of you
He'll beat your ass, tell you what to do
Then buy more things to make it up to you

(Chorus)

(Bridge:
Always talking 'bout yourself
Don't give a damn 'bout anybody else
Anybody else)

Tricked out rims on your beat up car
Cruisin' through the suburbs like a superstar
Where you're from ain't how you are
Opression's just a word thats hard

Mommy still washes your underwear
Gets all the skid marks out of there
Shave off all your pubic hair
Looking like a toddler's in this year

(Chorus x2)

Emo Band

Written By: Blake Callens

(Intro:
Daddy doesn't understand me
Momma thinks I'm a jerk
Life's getting pretty hard to deal with
I'm tired of feeling obscure
[spoken] So you know what I'm gonna do?)

(Chorus:
I'm gonna start an emo band
Never played guitar, but I think I can
No one cares how the music sounds
Just as long as you play it loud

I'm gonna start an emo band
Fix my hair as best I can
I'll be the hippest guy in school
All the girls'll think I'm cool

Oh
Shooby dooby doo wop
Oh
A whop bop a loo bop)

I'll write a bullshit song
About everything depressing me
I'll make my pampered life
Look like one of misery

I'll get a couple guys
To stop playing D&D
We'll get Hot Topic clothes
And then my plan will be complete

(Chorus)

I'll put mascara on
So I'm looking really sheik
Pretend to be someone else
Then whine about hypocrisy

We'll be a hit, I know for sure
'Cause we're just ripping of the Cure
We'll have chicks around the block
Lining up to suck our cocks

(Chorus:

Oh
Are my pants tight enough?
Oh
Does my hair look okay?)