Greg Dukes

Greg Dukes

 Mooresville, Indiana, USA
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Texas Holdem

Written By: Greg Dukes

TEXAS HOLDEM
BY
GREG DUKES

I caught her playin Texas Holdem,
and I’m not talkin about cards,
Her and Big Slick been
Floppin round town
livin large
I gave her everything that (Chorus)
I could give her
But when it comes my turn
I’m going to send her down
the river.
I caught her playin Texas Holdem,
and I’m not talkin about cards,

REPEAT CHORUS INSTRUMENTS ONLY “VIOLINS”

I was a fool for goin all in,
Just another mistake from way back when,
I worked real hard for all we got,
Not it looks like we’re goin to
split the pot

I caught her playin Texas Holdem,
and I’m not talkin about cards,
Her and Big Slick been
Floppin round town
livin large
I gave her everything that
I could give her
But when it comes my turn
I’m going to send her down
the river.
I caught her playin Texas Holdem,
and I’m not talkin about cards,
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REPEAT CHORUS INSTRUMENTS ONLY “TRUMPHETS”

Everybody said what a pretty pair,
She has pouty lips and long blonde hair.
I’d be a bluffin if I said
I don’t care
Now it looks like I’m gona
fold this pair

I caught her playin Texas Holdem,
and I’m not talkin about cards,
Her and Big Slick been
Floppin round town
livin large
I gave her everything that
I could give her
But when it comes my turn
I’m going to send her down
the river.
I caught her playin Texas Holdem,
and I’m not talkin about cards,
?__________________________________________

REPEAT CHORUS INSTRUMENTS ONLY “SACAPHONES”

I caught her playin Texas Holdem,
and I’m not talkin about cards,

Ice Cold Miller

Written By: Greg Dukes

ICE COLD MILLER

BY

GREG DUKES

They threw the book at me,
Then they shook my family tree,
They made me out to be a Chorus
Number one Killer,
But all I ever did was have
An Ice Cold Miller.

It all happened last Friday afternoon
After a hard days work I stopped by the local saloon,
I was standing at the bar drinking an Ice Cold Miller,
When a sweet Georgia Peach walked up and used my arm for a piller,
Then she started to sing,
I guess she didn’t see my wedding ring.
Then she called me Benny,
That’s when I knew she had way too many,

Then in walked my wife’s best friend Sue,
I didn’t know quite what to do,
But I thought I’d better head for home,
When I saw her talking on her cell phone

REPEAT CHORUS

I was quiet as a mouse,
As I approached the house.
Then I heard a rumble inside.
Our little home so cozy and warm,
Had just turned into a tropical storm,
And the sweetest little gal you’d ever want to meeta,
Just turned into Hurricane Rita.

REPEAT CHORUS

I was looking for a place to hide,
When she grabbed my arm and jerked me inside.
I knew I was in trouble,
When she called me Bubba,
Then she sat me down next to my old dog Rover,
She said your gonna have a trial,
We are gonna have it right here,
And the Judge is on the way over.

REPEAT CHORUS

Then in popped Sue,
That’s when I knew I was through
So I begged for mercy,
But all they could say was,
You turned out just like your Uncle Percy,
Yea, I had a Billy Bob Trial,
In a Billy Bob Court,
With her best friend Sue presiding.

REPEAT CHORUS

They charged me with F.W.I.
Flirting while intoxicated,
Your whole life is going to be amended,
And your fun is going to be vacated,
I passed out when the verdict was read.

REPEAT CHORUS

I woke up in bed,
With a knot on my head,
And they didn’t even give me a piller,
I jumped in my car,
I’m headin back to the bar,
I’m gonna have an Ice Cold Miller.
I’m gonna have an Ice Cold Miller.

I'm a 57 Chevy, She's a 89 Ford

Written By: Greg Dukes

I’M A 57 CHEVY,
SHE’S AN 89 FORD

BY

GREG DUKES

I call her up when I get bored,
I’m a 57 Chevy CHORUS
She’s an 89 Ford.

She likes to go crusin,
All around town,
And when she gets too hot,
She lets her top down,

REPEAT CHORUS

She always knows just what to do,
When I’m down and feelin blue.
She always knows just what to say.
To make me have a beautiful day.

REPEAT CHORUS

Her Momma thinks that I’m too old,
But I can still burn rubber and carry a load,

REPEAT CHORUS,

She likes to go crusin
All around town,
And when she gets to hot,
She lets her top down.

REPEAT CHORUS

I’m a 57 Chevy , She’s an 89 Ford.