Hail The Size

Hail The Size

BandRockAmericana

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AFTRA
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Lyrics

Hot Mom

Written By: Charles Ezell & Matt North

School's out
Let's go to Billy's house
His Mom is there
Try not to stare

When his Mom saying hi
She is giving me the eye
She's only 35

Chorus:
Hot Mom, Hot Mom, Hot Mom

She does housework
In a mini-skirt
And she mops up dirt
Until it starts to hurt

I don't know what Billy's all about
Let me take the garbage out
I want you on my paper route

Chorus

She puts out chips
She's got curvy hips
And long, long legs
And lemonade

Even though your dad can kick my ass
I can run pretty fast
And how long can this really last?

Chorus

Crazy Girl

Written By: Charles Ezell & Matt North

Chorus:
She's a crazy girl
From crazy girl world
She'll make you crazy
Just give her a whirl
Tell her she's pretty
Tell her she's great
Talk about your feelings
And stay up late

When you first meet her
She seems kind of cool
That's before she goes crazy on you
Crazy girl, from crazy girl world
Who the hell put a quarter in you?

Oh, she's got a family
She'll let you know
She'll talk about her boyfriend from a long time ago
Pretend to listen, start to flirt
She's still talking and it's time for work

Chorus

Well, all my friend are scared of you
But they don't know you like I do
You like drinking and you like sex
Jerry Lee Lewis and suicide attempts

Chorus

Crazy, Loco, Koo Koo, Nuts
Crazy, Loco, Koo Koo, Nuts

Reprise third verse

Chorus

Babies

Written By: Charles Ezell & Matt North

I don't need no pride & joy
No little girl, no little boy
I just want a little love
Nothing sent from high above

I don't want to meet your folks
Start a like and just go broke
No rings, no strings, no I do's
I want to leave when I'm sick of you

Chorus:
No Babies, Babies, Babies, Babies
Maybe I'm blowing it
But I can't go for it
'Cause I can't find the time

I don't think they're all that cute
They cry a lot and just say goo
Then they grow up, they eat a lot
Turn on you, take all you got
I like being one and only
I'll call you if I get lonely
No regrets, if I never didn't say I want to live forever

Chorus