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Haircut 1234

New York City, New York, United States | SELF

New York City, New York, United States | SELF
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"Fake Review In Place Of Real Upcoming Ones"

The King Of Mars says, "This is be best band I've ever seen!" He then went on to spill chocolate milk all over his white shirt. "Blast," he exclaimed, "this was my favorite shirt." - Fake News


Still working on that hot first release.



KEO - Always on the verge of explosion, this mad dynamo of dynamic drive HAS NO OFF SWITCH! He can croon and swoon, he can take your cake and throw it in your face for his sheer amusement. Fathers of the world, LOCK YOUR DAUGHTERS AWAY!

KERM JENKINS - Part crazed musical botanist, part lyrical wizard, Kerm lays down the law with his strong sense of drive and conviction to his craft. Always seeking that next sound, his arsenal of instruments is ever-changing and always engaging.

BOSSMAN MCCARTNEY - Keeping a show in line is tough work. His thundering bass commands authority - and so does his attitude.

MIKE "HAIRCUT" SUTTON - His percussive prowess is unmatched in any quadrant of the universe. The King Of Mars proclaims, "Haircut Sutton is the bee's knees. Take my word for it - I'm the King Of Mars for goodness sake!"

Not simply a vision for a band, this is a new vision for human life as a whole.

The human genome is to be reprogrammed for USB connectivity, allowing Haircut 1234 to tap directly into the brain, stimulating their fans in ways previously thought impossible.

You can capture lightening, but you can't catch the THUNDER that IS Haircut 1234.