HOG MEETS FROG

HOG MEETS FROG

 Vienna, Vienna, AUT
BandRockMetal

HOG MEETS FROGs SQUEAQUACKmusic is a zippy kind of experience as well, as to watch the FREAKs squeezing your mind out on stage with their FREAKshow.

'cause... HMF is only three outstanding musicians who had, have and will have no other idea but to amuse mankind and make men kind o' confuse.

Biography

HOG MEETS FROG was born in 2002 as the child of "holy spirit SQUEAQUACK", mother of a new kind of rock-metal-jazz-punk-funk and father of a new aera of 3 insane brains, their instruments... and a lot of imaginary characters.

through the years HOG MEETS FROG used to performe their unique FREAKshow with a lot of international bands (f.e. KNORKATOR, COPPELIUS, KRAUTSCHÄDL, SORGENTE, BEATALLICA, Punchent Stench ...a.m.m.) which have already tasted the weirdness of HOG MEETS FROG - and they liked it ;-).

Lyrics

fat bat FRED

Written By: peter "petz" schwabl

fat bat FRED hangin’ sippin’ on a tree.
he looks like a mammoth snip to me.
teaching his son with a hipflask-special-task-
almighty-parental-mask, teasin’ like a flea.

fat bat FRED mumbling something ‘bout revenge.
schmoo-schmoozer sucking on his booze with strength
belching, gastric juiciness upchucking,
bound to a nonesuch, butch stench.

fat bat FRED hangin’ sippin’ on a tree.
he looks like a mammoth snip to me,
teaching his son with a hipflask-special-task…

fat bat FRED damned, sippin’, to his tree
babbling baffling words to me
hard to take what the spiked means, gone mad:
i’m fat bat FRED hanging on the tree!
i’m fat bat FRED hanging on the tree!
i’m fat bat FRED hanging on the tree!
i’m fat bat FRED hanging on the tree!
i’m fat bat FRED hanging on the tree!

man with the chickenass-hairstyle

Written By: peter "petz" schwabl

there beside the dunghill every goddamn day,
dreaming of a life in a different way.
my illuminated crown once proudly in the sun,
i am not but just wanna be the king of chicken-run.

heads down pecking mess, buns up in the air,
hail to the king, too much chicken-ass flair.
And then one day, no more use for a rile
along comes the man with the chickenass-hairstyle.

chickenass, chickenass will you be mine
chickenass, chickenass plumed and fine
chickenass, chickenass will you be mine
chickenass, chickenass

loss leader, scrubby hair, i tell you 'bout your past.
take a seat up on my hair, feel royal again fast.
come on, let me take you with, feel free to be enthroned.
up there on my human chickenass not knowing to be boned - real soon

i will blind you with attraction‚ cause your wish is my demand.
i will show how it's done, to be stuffed and plucked and canned.
craned feathered neck – no more use for a rile –
i enjoy it up there on the wall, your chickenasshairstyle

chickenass, chickenass now you are mine
chickenass, chickenass plumed and fine
chickenass, chickenass now you are mine
chickenass, chickenass

PAT the pi(e)rat(e)

Written By: peter "petz" schwabl

PAT the pirate is a rat,
sneaks through the danger zone.
he’s sailin’, steals all kinds o’ pie,
his boat’s a bone-made one,

his crew o’5 has just 9 legs,
whatever black, white, fay,
they’re all insane and singin’:
hurray!!!

only one thing in his mind
keeps him going on:
his father whispered when he died:
“do me credit, son

rapparees like you and me
are haunting, hunting hoards
of diamond, token, carrot-pies.
on board!“

years pass by, crossing seas,
boarding countless ships.
the tossed up coin of cheese ‘n’ gold
swings fortunes portly hips.

rumour has it: pat’s a man
half rat, half vicious cat.
and with a diabolic smile... he screams
attack!!!!

Discography

.) 2012 || holy spirit SQUEAQUACK (album) || BOOGERproduction
.) 2006 || RUN THA FREAKS (multimedia single) || BOOGERproduction
.) 2005 || FREAKY RITES (ep) || BOOGERproduction
.) 2003 || p-hour of tha FREAKS (ep) || BOOGERproduction
.) 2003 || infernal promotion (ep) || BOOGERproduction

Set List

fat bat FRED
tha freaks
RUN – the hamster
hog meets frog
LITTLE BOY (4.5 t)
PAT the pi(e)rat(e)
high-noon experiences with beans
TITANiumFACE
man with the chickenass-hairstyle
almighty busdriver
TOMMY K, PETE B, AMY-LEE and all by themselves
of beasts & creatures
of sinkin' ships & rising gods
weird insects