Holy Sheet!
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Holy Sheet!

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The best kept secret in music

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Still working on that hot first release.

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BIO: Kyle, Michael, and Lefton lived together in a sweaty dungeon for 5 years without water, or any sexual stimulus but each other, when Sean lynch appeared in the shadows with his beautiful wooden god like hands, a bronze carpenter, or horse who uses there genitals in the field of headless cats known to his apache tribe. The planets aligned and magic came forth from all our wands. Yes, bless this two headed apple. Songs about fucking through the sheet, glory holes, and anal beads and how we all ate kyles throw up in the middle of a pentagram, naked.