Impeach Dixon
Johnson City, Tennessee, United States | SELF
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Impeach Dixon is the distinctive illegitimate child of Eddie Rabbit and Cyndi Lauper, which was born far back in the middle of a forest somewhere in Virginia. The child was a traditional “Raised by Wolves” story. The only thing unconditional about the child is that it had seven arms only viewable with an aurora spectrometer. The arms would glow and omit the brightest light in the universe. One day, crows came and took the child away. They carried the child to a cliff face that pointed north. Resting the child gently on the rocks, the crows spoke directly into the child’s mind. From that moment on the child realized that it had been bestowed a gift even greater than the magical glowing arms. The child now beholds the power of "caw". From then on, the child would focus and align itself with the truth and wisdom of life to know beyond limitations
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