Music
The best kept secret in music
Press
This band has no press
Discography
I'm working on a CD. In that I have already taped it but have yet to mix and distribute.
Photos
Bio
What sets me apart from other bands is the fact that I don't play music. That and my jokes. A lot of bands try and tell jokes on stage but most are decidedly unfunny. In reality my bio is rather unimportant. Do you need to know that I once saved a bus full of babies from a flaming oil field in the middle east? Or that in 1999 as the new year was counting down I was in a knife fight to the death with the guy behind Y2K on top of the Empire State building? If you knew how close you were to utter chaos on that fateful night would that make you want to watch my clips and book me for stuff. Probably not. So why bother.
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