Music
The best kept secret in music
Press
This band has no press
Discography
CDs:
Brain Damage
The Smegma Express
The Cunnilingus Conspiracy
Death On A Train (With Don Haddock)
The Death of The Phoenix
Love and Hate
Incontinent Chearleaders
The Devil's Playthings
Loveletter to My Gynocologist
Scott Bao Must Die (My Ass, Your Face)
Buyer Beware (Fucking A Dead Camel)
White Trash Serenade
Another Exercize In Futility (Bipolar Lullaby)
Handjobs and Calluses
The Voices In My Head
Banned By The Ass Clown Regime
The Money Shot (In Progress)
Photos
Feeling a bit camera shy
Bio
I was president of France for several years before joining the circus and hosting The Price is Right. I've sold somewhere between 7 and 8 billion records, give or take 8 billion, and spend most of my spare time vandalizing toy stores and undermining authority.
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