Jinx Titanic & Super 8 Cum Shot

Jinx Titanic & Super 8 Cum Shot

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Biography

Known for his whipsmart lyrics, straight-ahead style, and raucous live shows, JINX TITANIC supplies the world with 100% pure nut-bustin' magic!

As the driving force behind the award winning and critically acclaimed pop/punk marvels Super 8 Cum Shot, JINX TITANIC wrote and produced two CDs under the Super 8 Cum Shot moniker, Super 8 Cum Shot Volume I (Big Dixie 2002) and the 2004 OMA winner for Outstanding Production, Super 8 Cum Shot Volume II (Big Dixie 2003)

A 2005 re-release of Super 8 Cum Shot Volume II as JINX TITANIC Booted & Cuffed (Big Dixie 2005) stomped its way on to many of 2005's top ten lists. Songs from these recordings can be heard in several feature films, as well as numerous television programs and Bunim-Murray produced reality-shows for MTV Networks, along with the MTV Movie Award winning spoof United 300.

Stuporstardom! (Big Dixie) was recorded and mixed by Steve Albini at Electrical Audio in Chicago, Illinois. Musicians performing on the recording are: Jinx Titanic - vocals and keyboards, Machine Gun Garafalo - guitar, Whisky Newman - guitar, Pat Mallinger - alto and tenor saxophones, Tamale Ringwald - bass, and Posey (t-mint) Parker - drums.

Lyrics

I Love A Boy

Written By: Jinx Titanic

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I love a boy
so hot
that he burns
like a shot
when he gives
what he's got
what he's got
is alot
and if you knew what he could do
you'd love him too.
and if you knew what he could do
you'd
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I love a boy
so hip
that I flip
for his trip
he's wild
like a steed
and a steed's
what I need
and if you knew what he could do
you'd love him too.
and if you knew what he could do
you'd
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

he says
c'mon c'mon just a little bit higher
c'mon c'mon just a little more fire
c'mon c'mon just a little bit longer
c'mon c'mon just a little bit stronger
c'mon c'mon just a little bit rougher
c'mon c'mon just a little bit tougher
c'mon c'mon just a little bit louder
c'mon c'mon just a little more power
c'mon c'mon just a little bit bigger
c'mon c'mon like an action figure
c'mon c'mon just a little bit faster
faster faster faster faster faster faster
c'mon me!

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I love a boy
so bad
he's the best
I've had
he turns heads
cause he's fine
you can look
but he's mine mine mine
and if you knew what he could do
and if you knew what he could do
and if you knew what he could do
you'd love him too
and if you knew what he could do
and if you knew what he could do
and if you knew what he could do
you'd
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

You Make Me Wanna Cum

Written By: Jinx Titanic

Oh Yeah...That's Good
Oh Yeah...That's Good
you make me wanna cum!
Oh Yeah...That's Good
Oh Yeah...That's Good
you make me wanna cum!

You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
Oh Yeah...That's Good
you make me wanna cum!

Aw shit...That's nice
Aw shit...That's nice
you make me wanna cum!
Aw shit...That's nice
Aw shit...That's nice
you make me wanna cum!

You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
Oh Shit...That's Nice
you make me wanna cum!

Do it again,and again,
and again, and again,
and again, and again,
and again, and again,
to the left, to the left,
to the left, to the left...whoa
Do it again,and again,
and again, and again,
and again, and again,
and again, and again,
and again,and again,
and again, and again,
and again, and again,
and again, and again,
whoa

God damn ... Jesus Christ
God damn ... Jesus Christ
You make me wanna cum!
God damn ... Jesus Christ
God damn ... Jesus Christ
You make me wanna cum!

You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
You make me wanna cum!
God damn ...Jesus Christ
you make me wanna cum!

Everybody Loves A Muscle Boi

Written By: Jinx Titanic

Everybody, Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody, Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody, Everybody, Everybody, Everybody, C'mon
Everybody, Everybody, Everybody Loves a Muscle Boi!

A muscle boi is sexy, a muscle boi is hot,
a muscle boi is number one.
Struttin' down the street, or posin' at the beach
with that bubble butt goin' on.
All brick, and steel,
he'll flex, you'll squeal, yeah
cause everybody,
everybody loves a muscle boi!

A muscle boi is king, a muscle boi is god,
a muscle boi will make you cream.
In the showers at the gym or strippin at the club,
he's your very own steroid dream.
So ripped, and buff,
you'll wet, your muff, yeah
cause everybody,
everybody loves a muscle boi!

Straight boys love a muscle boi yeah yeah
Gay boys love a muscle boi yeah yeah
Straight girls love a muscle boi yeah yeah
Even lesbians love a muscle boi!
Transies love a muscle boi yeah yeah
Your granny loves a muscle boi yeah yeah

Make your move, don't be coy,
if you want a brand new toy,
he can be your pride and joy,
get yourself a muscle boi,
yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah work it out!

Wooooooooooooooo!

No pain, no gain,
no dick, no brain yeah
but everybody,
everybody loves a muscle boi!

Everybody, Everybody, Everybody, Everybody, C'mon Everybody, Everybody, Everybody Loves a Muscle Boi!
Who cares if there's nuthin' upstairs,
he looks good in his underwear,
and everybody,
everybody loves a muscle boi!

I Can't Get Enough Of You

Written By: Jinx Titanic

I can't get enough I'll never get enough
I can't get enough I'll never get enough
I can't get enough I'll never get enough of you

I sniff the sheets where you've been sleeping
I lick the fork when you're done eating
I wear your dirty laundry
and I use your toothbrush too because
I can't get enough of you
I can't get enough of you

I made a deal with your trash man
He lets me dig inside your trash can
Everything you throw away
sparkles like it's new because
I can't get enough of you
I can't get enough of you

And tonight I'll be sleeping in your underwear
tighty whities I found rolled up on the floor
they smell like you, they stick like glue but I don't care
I'm in your underwear and I wonder where you are

If you die in some tragic situation
I wanna receive your organ donations
your lips your eyes
your whole insides
I'll take the outsides too because
I can't get enough of you
I can't get enough of you

And tonight when I'm sleeping in your underwear
they'll feel so good
just like you're almost there
to love me like you should

I clip your hair so I can do some voodoo
to keep up with the cosmic things that you do
I'm chantin' prayin'
weepin' wailin'
howlin at the moon because
I can't get enough
I'll never get enough,
I can't get enough of you

All Night Yeah Yeah!

Written By: Jinx Titanic

Here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go!

Sometimes I hook up with you because I don't have anything better to do oh

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

No wining dining or romance cuz I can jump right into your fancy pants oh

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

all night

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I know that you feel the same no strings no ties no love no shame

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Oh Yeah!

I can be your Romeo but only til it's time to go oh

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Sometimes I hook up with you cuz I can make you come when I want you to oh

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

No throwdown showdown in the sack I only want that prize in your cracker jack oh

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

all night

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

I'll take everything you've got so

Hit Me With Your Money Shot

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

all night

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Everybody Here Wants To Fuck You

Written By: Jinx Titanic

Wow C'mon

You're struttin like a peacock all over the place

nobody can resist you with that ass up in their face

tight t-shirt with your nipples poppin through

everybody here wants to fuck you

everybody here wants to fuck you

everybody here wants to fuck you

in your tight t-shirt with your nipples poppin through

everybody here wants to fuck you

You're shakin your can in the hands of fate

was that your body screaming come and get me violate

stop wastin time my balls are turning blue

everybody here wants to fuck you

everybody here wants to fuck you

everybody here wants to fuck you

stop wastin time my balls are blue

everybody here wants to fuck you

fuck you on the pool table fuck you on the bar fuck you on the pinball machine

fuck you so hard like a fucking earth quake fuck you so hard til your fuckbone breaks

Wow Fuck It

Fuck You Awww Shake It Ya Bitch

everybody here wants to fuck you

everybody here wants to fuck you

everybody here wants to fuck you

everybody here wants to fuck you

everybody here wants to fuck you

everybody here wants to fuck you

everybody here wants to fuck you

everybody here wants to fuck you

everybody here wants to fuck you

everybody here wants to fuck you

everybody here wants to fuck you

everybody here wants to fuck you

Fucked Up Chuck

Written By: Jinx Titanic

happy living floor to ceiling picture perfect paint is peeling

kitchen cleanser makes good eating bringing on that fresh new feeling

it's too late to cry about it now

cuz nobody told you to drink that drano

nobody told you to drink that drano

nobody told you to drink that drano

because I didn't love you

healthy living hearts are beating chemistry will keep you dreaming

high and mighty floor to ceiling looking down is so appealing

It's too late to cry about it once you have the nerve to try it

It's too late to cry about it cry about it now

cuz nobody told you to drink that drano

nobody told you to drink that drano

nobody told you to drink that drano

because I didn't love you

nobody told you to drink that drano

nobody told you to drink that drano

nobody told you to drink that drano

because I didn't love you anymore

it's too late to cry about it works like magic damn proud of it

it's too late to cry about it cry about it now

happy living wishful thinking no more patience for your heaving

violent spasms are competing with that gaze from floor to ceiling

it's too late to cry about it gotta love your new crash diet

it's too late to cry about it cry about it now

cuz nobody told you to drink that drano

nobody told you to drink that drano

nobody told you to drink that drano

because I didn't love you

nobody told you to drink that drano

nobody told you to drink that drano

nobody told you to drink that drano

because I didn't love you

because I didn't want you

because I didn't need you anymore

Happy Fag

Written By: Jinx Titanic

You've got a nice house and you've got a hot lover

San Francisco rings and a blessing from your mother

a little black baby and a halo on your head

so what am I doing in your bed?

So you've got another half I guess that makes you half a man

At least I got the ass I shouldn't give a god damn

If you've never been so happy and you cross your heart it's true

what am I doing fucking you?

I'm so sad that you're so happy

I'm so sad that you're so happy

I'm so sad that you're so happy

Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy

Happy to ignore me when the telephone rings (hello)

happy to ignore me like I'm just one of those things (hello)

star 67 and you don' even know me

I hope you choke the next time you blow me!

I'm so sad that you're so happy

I'm so sad that you're so happy

I'm so sad that you're so happy

Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy

I'm so sad that you're so happy

I'm so sad that you're so happy

I'm so sad that you're so happy

Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy

So sad

It breaks my heart and makes me wonder

So bad

Did you like your trip to the gutter baby?

Did you like it down in the gutter?

Was it good for you at the bottom of the gutter?

Was it dirty?

Was it manly?

Was it better than your lover?

So sad so sad so sad so sad

So sad so sad so sad so sad

So sad so sad so sad so sad

So sad so sad so sad so sad

Love me love me love me love me love me love me hate me

I'm an ass mechanic cock smoker don't play me

When you're heart explodes cuz I'm driving you crazy

Whatcha gonna do with that little black baby baby?

I'm so sad that you're so happy

I'm so sad that you're so happy

I'm so sad that you're so happy

Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy

I'm so sad that you're so happy

I'm so sad that you're so happy

I'm so sad that you're so happy

Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy

I'm so sad that you're so happy

I'm so sad that you're so happy

I'm so sad that you're so happy

Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy

Fag!

If There's A Hell We're Burning

Written By: Jinx Titanic

Don't you watch the news

Don't you read the magazines

Don't you know that god hates little sissies like you

and big cock suckers like me

So when you meet your maker

who made you fucking queer

he's gonna throw you straight into that fiery pit

so bring your party gear

If there's a hell we're burning

yeah we're burning

If there's a hell we're burning

we're burning burning up

Like the preacher told you

salvation won't be found

among the sweaty writhing bodies

so have an orgy underground

Every demon's gonna know you

and squeeze the soul you've got

they're gonna torture you with hell fire

and that hell fire is hot hot hot hot hot

If there's a hell we're burning

yeah we're burning

If there's a hell we're burning

we're burning burning up

burning burning up

burning burning up

burning burning up

Fire

Fire

You'll be shackled like a slave boy

for all eternity

that's the price you gotta pay boy cuz you played boy

with the wrong society

And when satan tries to fuck you

with blood cum shit or piss

open wide and bend over

so he can give your ass a big leviticus

If there's a hell we're burning

yeah we're burning

If there's a hell we're burning

we're burning burning up

If there's a hell we're burning

yeah we're burning

If there's a hell we're burning

we're burning burning burning

burning burning burning

burning burning burning

burning burning burning burning up

Mustang Daddy

Written By: Jinx Titanic

I wanna ride oh yeah I wanna ride oh yeah

in your Mustang daddy daddy Mustang daddy daddy

ride oh yeah I wanna ride oh yeah

In your Mustang daddy daddy Mustang daddy

everyone's a superstar in a red hot muscle car

I wanna ride uh huh inside oh yeah your Mustang

I wanna speed oh yeah I wanna speed oh yeah

in your Mustang daddy daddy Mustang daddy

do the deed oh yeah the evil deed oh yeah

In your Mustang daddy daddy Mustang daddy

I heard you never walk straight once you feel that big V8

I wanna speed uh huh and do the deed oh yeah in your Mustang

Hurry up daddy rev it up and don't be slow

daddy daddy daddy Mustang daddy

your SVT is faster than a G T O daddy whoa daddy go go go

Go daddy daddy Mustang daddy

Go daddy daddy Mustang daddy

You wanna race I wanna win burn rubber make sin

I wanna ride uh huh inside oh yeah your Mustang

Mus Tang Daddy Bang Mus Tang Daddy

I wanna come oh yeah and go oh yeah

in your Mustang daddy daddy Mustang daddy daddy

come oh yeah and go oh yeah

in your Mustang daddy daddy Mustang daddy

it's sexy big and fully grown with a tank of testosterone

You make me wanna cum oh yeah aww shit god damn in your Mustang

You make me wanna cum oh yeah aww shit god damn in your Mustang

You make me wanna cum oh yeah aww shit god damn in your Mustang

Bang

Perfect

Written By: Jinx Titanic

Come On All You Faggots! Dance!

It's so hard for me to appreciate anything you do because

everything you do is perfect!

Perfect!

It's so hard for me to appreciate the way you look today because

on any given day you're perfect!

Perfect!

I wanna knock you down

muss your hair

soil your 2xist underwear

fatten you up and bad mouth Cher

cuz you're perfect!

Perfect!

You're perfect!

Perfect!

You're perfect!

Perfect!

You're perfect!

Perfect!

It's so hard for me to relate to the way you interior decorate

I'm sure it's fabulous and great cuz you're perfect!

Perfect!

It's so hard for me to resist an imitation of your lisp

your sashay sway and your fey limp wrists are perfect!

Perfect!

I wanna squeeze you hard to see a fruit bruise

jump up and down on your Prada shoes

I've got my queer eye on you

mister perfect!

Perfect!

You're perfect!

Perfect!

You're perfect!

Perfect!

You're perfect!

Perfect!

You're so perfect!

You let everyone you know know you're perfect!

You help women buy their clothes and they're perfect!

The way your bronzer glows is perfect!

But those eyebrows make me sick!

Cuz you're perfect!

Perfect!

You're perfect!

Perfect!

You're perfect!

Perfect!

You're perfect!

Perfect!

Do you dress in drag?

Perfect!

You wave a rainbow flag!

Perfect!

You're curtains swag!

Perfect!

You're a great big fag!

Perfect!

You don't procreate,

Perfect!

you figure skate!

Perfect!

You've got a hag,

Perfect!

She's your wedding date!

Perfect!

You're perfect!

Perfect!

You're perfect!

Perfect!

You're perfect!

Perfect!

You're perfect!

Perfect!

You're perfect!

Trouble Of The World

Written By: Jinx Titanic

Soon I will be done

with the trouble of the world

trouble of the world

trouble lord of the world

how soon I will be done

with the trouble of the world

I'm goin home to live with God

No more

weepin and wailin

No more

weepin and wailin

No more

weepin and wailin

Goin home to live with God

I want

to see my mother

I want

to see my mother

I want

to see my mother

Goin home to live with God

How soon I will be done

with the trouble of the world

trouble of the world

trouble lord of the world

how soon I will be done

with the trouble of the world

I'm goin home

to live

home

to live

I'm goin home

to live with God

You Gotta Come Home With Me

Written By: Jinx Titanic

If you're bad and you're rough

If you're mean and you're tough

If you've got a white hot load of that sticky stuff

you gotta come home with me

If you're nasty and you're raw

fucked up and break the law

knock em' dead with shock and awe awwww

you gotta come home with me

Oh you gotta come home with me

yeah you gotta come home with me

you gotta come you're gonna cum

you gotta come home with me

Oh you gotta come home with me

fire up your anatomy

I feel like livin dangerously

you gotta come home with me

If you're reckless and untamed

tattooed bruised or scarred or maimed

packin' dick and know no shame

you gotta come home with me

If your kind don't belong

and your mama raised you wrong

then I know we'll get along son

you gotta come home with me

Oh you gotta come home with me

yeah you gotta come home with me

you gotta come you're gonna cum

you gotta come home with me

Oh you gotta come home with me

fire up your anatomy

I feel like livin dangerously

you gotta come home with me

I don't want squeaky clean

t t c b t

and if you know what I mean

then

c'mon

make me scream

ah ah ah ah

wooooooooooooooooooooooow

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah make me scream

If you're ready and you're able

disorderly and unstable

toss your shit up on that table boy

you gotta come home with me

If you've got a bag of tricks

and can hit the road by six

then I know we're gonna click slick

you gotta come home with me

Oh you gotta come home with me

yeah you gotta come home with me

you gotta come, you're gonna cum

you gotta come home with me

Oh you gotta come home with me

fire up your anatomy

I feel like livin dangerously

you gotta come home with me

You Smell Like Dinner

Written By: Jinx Titanic

Chocolate covered baby you got what I want.
Cuz I know you're workin' in that restaurant.
And when ya hippy hippy shake,
I get a whiff of steak,
I look in your eyes, I see sweet potato pies.
I'm thinking nasty thoughts, but I'm no sinner.
Ummm Baby you smell like dinner.

Umm baby you smell like dinner.
Umm baby you smell like dinner.
Umm baby you smell like dinner.
Umm baby you smell like dinner.
I'm thinking nasty thought but I'm no sinner.
Ummm Baby you smell like dinner.

Now alot of hotties wear that fine cologne,
I let em walk on by, I leave that scent alone.
See I'm a hungry hungry man with an appetite.
I see a big rump roast I wanna take a bite.
When it comes to eatin' out I'm no beginner and,
Ummm Baby you smell like dinner.

Umm baby you smell like dinner.
Umm baby you smell like dinner.
Umm baby you smell like dinner.
Umm baby you smell like dinner.
When it comes to eatin' out, I'm no beginner and
Ummm Baby you smell like dinner.

Gimme Gimme what you got.
Keep it juicy keep it hot.
Can't you see I'm boiling over?
Come on babe don't make me wait,
put that meat up on the plate.
Sweet and sour pork or chicken,
all night long I'll keep a lickin’.

You got me b b b b begging for your tasty treats,
from your appetizing head to you gourmet feet.
Yeah, I'm the perfect guest for your dining room.
I'll even lick the plate and suck the neck bones too.
I know your our good lovin' won't make me thinner but.
Ummm baby you smell like dinner.
You got me jumpin' up and down like a lottery winner.
Ummm baby you smell like dinner.

Umm baby you smell like dinner.
Umm baby you smell like dinner.
Umm baby you smell like dinner.
Umm baby you smell like dinner.
You got me jumpin' up and down like a lottery winner and
Ummm baby you smell like dinner.

Discography

JINX TITANIC's Stuporstardom! Booted & Cuffed, Super 8 Cum Shot Volume I, and Super 8 Cum Shot Volume II are available from the iTunes music store:
http://www.apple.com/itunes/store

STUPORSTARDOM! (2008)

BOOTED & CUFFED (2005)

ANAL SUNSHINE - THE SUNDANCE SAMPLER (2005)

SUPER 8 CUM SHOT VOLUME II (2003)

SUPER 8 CUM SHOT VOLUME I (2002)

Set List

SUPER 8 CUM SHOT VOLUME I

Super 8 Cum Shot
You Are
I Will Destroy You
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?
Manifesto
You Smell Like Dinner
You Make Me Wanna Cum
If You're Such A Man,
Why Do You Take It Like A Woman?
Hollywood Beach
Your Hearse Is Here
How I Wasted A Beautiful Day

SUPER 8 CUM SHOT VOLUME II

I Love A Boy
Check Your Nuts
Everybody Loves A Muscle Boi
Oh Daddy
I Wanna Make Love To You
I Wanna Be Loved By You
Your Brand New Swedish Volvo
I Can't Get Enough Of You
Trade
Homo Go Home
There's A Porn Star Shining Down On Me

ANAL SUNSHINE - THE SUNDANCE SAMPLER

I Love A Boy
Check your Nuts
Everybody Loves A Muscle Boi
Oh Daddy
Trade
There's A Porn Star Shining Down On me
Trade (remix)

BOOTED & CUFFED

I Love A Boy
Check Your Nuts
Everybody Loves A Muscle Boi
Oh Daddy
I Wanna Make Love To You
I Wanna Be Loved By You
Your Brand New Swedish Volvo
I Can't Get Enough Of You
Trade
Homo Go Home
There's A Porn Star